Though I admit you do have to use the word "pounded" to explain him.
'Lineage'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
I agree! With both points! Which is why Bev was patting my hand and making "There, there, love" noises in email.
I don't think I could explain Chuck Tingle to anyone. There is too much. Maybe sum up
I had to explain Chuck Tingle to Jim.
I regret my life choices.
Ahahahaha! All I did was read a list of Chuck Tingle's titles to Tim, which led to about 3 days of him doing things like holding up a coffee mug and saying "pounded in the butt by my unbreakable caffeine addiction." (To which I held up my coffee mug and said "NOT pounded in the butt by my unbreakable caffeine addiction because even though it's an addiction, it respects my boundaries.")
Aw, y'all prove love
Chuck Tingle really is the best.
Introducing our head of product to the existence of Chuck Tingle was a professional highlight of 2019. (The meeting was about providing support for indie authors, so it was EXTREMELY relevant.)
Jessica wins.
I had only read the highlights of the dramatic shenanigans here, but this morning it ended up in my Washington Post morning newsletter. [link]
Latest breathless update: By-laws require that the president of the RWA have published at least 5 romances. President Slimeball had exactly 5, but now it seems that he faked the existence of one of those books.