Buffista parents: I am in search of Where's My Cow A bedtime book that will not make me want to gouge my eyes out by the 5th reading.
Goodnight Moon is RIGHT OUT, and this is one of the few places that I feel that I can trust not to have recommended it in the first place.
Unfortunately, the Ankh-Morpork version of Where's My Cow? was vetoed by Lady Sybil.
Yeah, I've seen the released version, and that won't work for me. Sadly, the in-universe book might, but does not seem to exist.
Bugrit, millennium hand and shrimp!
Our bedtime go-to for years was Ten, Nine, Eight by Molly Bang. Pajama Time by Sandra Boynton is great too.
Good Night Good Night Construction Site, Dream Animals, and Goodnight Pirates.
We loved Moo, Baa, La La La and pretty much anything by Sandra Boynton.
Isn't now your window for "Go The Fuck To Sleep"?
Goodnight Gorilla - Peggy Rathman
Jamberry - Bruce Degan
Bunny Planet books - Rosemary Wells
Ten Apples Up On Top - Dr. Seuss
Polka Bats and Octopus Slacks - Calef Brown
The Sailor Dog - Margaret Wise Brown/Garth Williams
Wig - the B-52s/Laura Levine
Thanks for the recs. I'm working on trying to create a sleep routine that won't always be built around The Boob, so thinking of having one particular book, and Go the Fuck to Sleep won't work once kiddo has some language.