You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


DebetEsse - Sep 12, 2019 2:22:37 pm PDT #25449 of 28732
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Buffista parents: I am in search of Where's My Cow A bedtime book that will not make me want to gouge my eyes out by the 5th reading.

Goodnight Moon is RIGHT OUT, and this is one of the few places that I feel that I can trust not to have recommended it in the first place.


Connie Neil - Sep 12, 2019 2:30:38 pm PDT #25450 of 28732
brillig

Unfortunately, the Ankh-Morpork version of Where's My Cow? was vetoed by Lady Sybil.


DebetEsse - Sep 12, 2019 2:40:25 pm PDT #25451 of 28732
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Yeah, I've seen the released version, and that won't work for me. Sadly, the in-universe book might, but does not seem to exist.


Connie Neil - Sep 12, 2019 2:46:59 pm PDT #25452 of 28732
brillig

Bugrit, millennium hand and shrimp!


Kate P. - Sep 12, 2019 3:02:46 pm PDT #25453 of 28732
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Our bedtime go-to for years was Ten, Nine, Eight by Molly Bang. Pajama Time by Sandra Boynton is great too.


sj - Sep 12, 2019 3:26:57 pm PDT #25454 of 28732
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Good Night Good Night Construction Site, Dream Animals, and Goodnight Pirates.


Amy - Sep 12, 2019 4:22:00 pm PDT #25455 of 28732
Because books.

We loved Moo, Baa, La La La and pretty much anything by Sandra Boynton.


aurelia - Sep 12, 2019 4:39:00 pm PDT #25456 of 28732
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Isn't now your window for "Go The Fuck To Sleep"?


DavidS - Sep 12, 2019 6:01:40 pm PDT #25457 of 28732
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Goodnight Gorilla - Peggy Rathman

Jamberry - Bruce Degan

Bunny Planet books - Rosemary Wells

Ten Apples Up On Top - Dr. Seuss

Polka Bats and Octopus Slacks - Calef Brown

The Sailor Dog - Margaret Wise Brown/Garth Williams

Wig - the B-52s/Laura Levine


DebetEsse - Sep 12, 2019 7:25:10 pm PDT #25458 of 28732
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Thanks for the recs. I'm working on trying to create a sleep routine that won't always be built around The Boob, so thinking of having one particular book, and Go the Fuck to Sleep won't work once kiddo has some language.