Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Calli - Mar 27, 2018 6:17:12 am PDT #24986 of 28452
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oooh, thanks for the heads up, WS!


Anne W. - Mar 27, 2018 12:27:17 pm PDT #24987 of 28452
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Oooh! Thanks for the news, WS!


Tom Scola - Mar 28, 2018 10:31:46 am PDT #24988 of 28452
hwæt

Excerpts from Sean Penn's novel are here, and they are worse than can be imagined.


-t - Mar 28, 2018 11:34:16 am PDT #24989 of 28452
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow.


Kate P. - Mar 28, 2018 11:52:51 am PDT #24990 of 28452
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

That's, um... Yeah, "Wow" just about sums it up.


Gudanov - Mar 28, 2018 11:56:44 am PDT #24991 of 28452
Coding and Sleeping

"His dream's desert daylight diffusion dictated disturbances in the void of visual detail."

I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, but I do admire the alliteration.


Gudanov - Mar 28, 2018 12:03:15 pm PDT #24992 of 28452
Coding and Sleeping

I can't decide if he's trying to be pretentious or he was drunk while writing. If I had to guess, I'd say both.


-t - Mar 28, 2018 12:16:56 pm PDT #24993 of 28452
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That final poem is a pretty amazing mix of ick and having no idea what he's talking about. Didn't he used to seem like a genuinely thoughtful person? Like, a person who could think, at least?


sj - Mar 28, 2018 1:28:33 pm PDT #24994 of 28452
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think you're right, Gud.


Laura - Mar 28, 2018 2:49:45 pm PDT #24995 of 28452
Our wings are not tired.

I truly appreciate you taking the time and sparing me the experience.