I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Jessica - Apr 12, 2013 10:37:14 am PDT #20676 of 28370
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh! You're (whatever his name is)!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, perfect.


JZ - Apr 12, 2013 11:03:05 am PDT #20677 of 28370
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That was BRILLIANT (apparently all the J's on the board are in strong agreement - I'm sure juliana will be around any minute now to concur).


askye - Apr 12, 2013 11:05:35 am PDT #20678 of 28370
Thrive to spite them

I couldn't be bothered to scroll back and look for his name.

I found his blog but I didn't bother to read his version. From what everyone has said here it sounds like some kind of passive aggressive bs from someone who really wants to be well known.

I bet his a name dropper too.


hippocampus - Apr 12, 2013 11:06:43 am PDT #20679 of 28370
not your mom's socks.

An S on the board agrees too. Beautifully wrought, Askye.

The comments section is getting thick with writer and editor disapprobation. Including this one:

Ginjer Buchanan on April 12, 2013 at 2:07 pm said:
Setting aside your mode of discourse (which is rank) it strikes me that harboring such anger toward an anonymous woman in a line at an sf con who was vocally opinionated (this by the by, is the definition of an sf/f fan) and whose opinion ran counter to yours, for NINE MONTHS says a lot more about you than you might have wanted to reveal. I’ve been curious to meet you, for professional ressons. No more.


Dana - Apr 12, 2013 11:59:59 am PDT #20680 of 28370
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I admit I didn't read that carefully, but this was nine months ago? I guess Worldcons are usually in August.

And he JUST posted about this?


Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2013 12:02:14 pm PDT #20681 of 28370
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

He posted it now because it was his dream to win a Hugo for Wool and be all, "Fuck you, bitch!" in his speech, but now that can't happen, so here's a blog post instead.


sumi - Apr 12, 2013 12:07:03 pm PDT #20682 of 28370
Art Crawl!!!

Man, I've been skipping and skimming and didn't realize that the ass you guys were talking about was the author of Wool. Sad now.

I loved askye's interpretation of events. I'm sure that is exactly what was going on!


askye - Apr 12, 2013 12:22:24 pm PDT #20683 of 28370
Thrive to spite them

Which I think means he wants to be Humble But Noticed so he can Thrill some Fan (and broaden her mind)

But more importantly, he can have that story to tell over and over. But it's not a story that he's telling to brag (in his braggart little mind), no, he's telling it humbly. At cocktail parties or dinner parties or when he's out with friends. It's the The Time at Worldcon, I was Anonymous Among the Unwashed Masses, and a Fan Recognized Me and it Made her Worldcon Experience. I'm Sure She Still Tells this Story To this Day!

And he has little hearts drawn all around it.

Only she didn't play her part and meanly trampled on his attempts to be The Humble Hugo Nominated Author Walking Anonymosly in WorldCon (THHNAWAW for short). She squashed that dream like she was wiping dog poop on the galley copy of his book when it was Officially Published.

And now. Now she has to PAY! And he's going to do it publicly.

Which of course totally backfired on him.


Atropa - Apr 12, 2013 3:00:06 pm PDT #20684 of 28370
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Heh. And I'd be willing to bet at least a parasol that askye's version is exactly it.


Volans - Apr 12, 2013 3:27:24 pm PDT #20685 of 28370
move out and draw fire

I'm taking a more cynical view...he's a very canny self-promoter. He chooses self-promotion over going the main-stream route. Then he posts something with "Hugo" in it right about now (as well as SF and cons), uses the word "bitch" (which, with "cunt" is the word most likely to cause a reaction) right up front.

He then blogs about self-pub vs. traditional, crotch-grabbing, and doubles-down on "bitch."

I think he did it on purpose, to create publicity, as there ain't no bad. He's in SFWA, so aware of the gender-based crap that fires up the interwebz there. I would really like to see how many page visits he got on Amazon, let alone how many new purchases.

OTOH, I've certainly had encounters with people that crawled up my butt that much. I mean, I'm currently planning to release bedbugs into...I've said too much.