Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Consuela - Apr 12, 2013 8:27:32 am PDT #20658 of 28370
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

... and it looks like that post is gone: the link I followed from Twitter doesn't resolve.

Woops! Someone depants himself in public.

So what happened, exactly? Self-published author-made-good meets someone who doesn't know who he is, and calls her stupid & ugly online in retaliation?


meara - Apr 12, 2013 8:30:08 am PDT #20659 of 28370

Self-published author-made-good meets someone who doesn't know who he is, and calls her stupid & ugly online in retaliation?

Basically, he's in line for the Hugos, and chatting with some "nice Canadians" and telling them about how self-publishing is Teh Bombz, and some woman (CLEARLY a "crazy bitch!") comes up to them and is suggesting she knows people who can get them published/get an agent/she interned at a magazine once, and he is all "OMG but you are WRONG and self publishing is AWWESOME" and she's like "Um, whatevs, who the hell are you" and he's all "Oh, HAHAHA I"M NOBODY" and then goes and rips her a new one on the internet. But he wins anyway, because the Canadian contacted him later to find out his amazing sources of power and wisdom.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2013 8:33:15 am PDT #20660 of 28370
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aw man. I really liked Wool.

I gather he's well-known in more than his own mind? My limited SFF reading hinders me here.

His one self-published book has a fair amount of buzz, but I doubt I'd have recognized his name on its own (i.e. without "the author of Wool" tacked on to remind me why I should recognize him).


Jessica - Apr 12, 2013 8:34:02 am PDT #20661 of 28370
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

.. and it looks like that post is gone: the link I followed from Twitter doesn't resolve.

I just refreshed the page and it seems to be live still.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2013 8:38:29 am PDT #20662 of 28370
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, and it's TOTALLY OKAY that he called her a crazy bitch, because HIS WIFE agreed that she would have slapped that bitch! (Some of his best friends, etc.)

Just means your wife is as big of a dick as you, dude. Which is not a vindication.


Jesse - Apr 12, 2013 8:45:45 am PDT #20663 of 28370
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But his tongue was in his cheek!

Are you another one of those humorless feminists?


Consuela - Apr 12, 2013 8:50:18 am PDT #20664 of 28370
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Ah, wait, I found it. Ew.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2013 8:51:20 am PDT #20665 of 28370
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Damn, you saw through my facade!


meara - Apr 12, 2013 8:52:01 am PDT #20666 of 28370

OH yes, I forgot the part about his wife wanting to slap the woman. Dude. Seriously? Slapping her for being a braggart? You'd better line up about a million men first, if that's the case. Because seriously, I can see that the lady was obnoxious and whatever, but again--the Canadians can and should speak for themselves if they want her to go away, and I SERIOUSLY suspect if it was a man, none of them would've blinked an eye at the "I have connections/can get you an agent" bullshit.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2013 8:56:15 am PDT #20667 of 28370
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maybe the wife wanted to slap the poor socially awkward* woman because she had the temerity to not know who her husband was.

*(I loved the part where he said he LOVES socially awkward people...except, of course, the ones who don't kiss his ass.)