This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Jesse - Oct 24, 2012 8:42:14 am PDT #19993 of 28344
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Are you not supposed to sell those? I think the place I sell books explicitly says they do buy advance proofs and etc.

The non-disclosure is another story.


sj - Oct 24, 2012 8:44:06 am PDT #19994 of 28344
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Are you not supposed to sell those?

No, you're not. You can give them away, but you can't sell them. Borders used to give away Advanced Readers to employees.


Jesse - Oct 24, 2012 8:45:49 am PDT #19995 of 28344
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Huh! I've only ever gotten them second-hand, myself. (From friends in publishing, etc.)


Consuela - Oct 24, 2012 9:01:24 am PDT #19996 of 28344
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yeah, what's apparently illegal is the failure to disclose. Although I think the publishers should know that her reviews are bullshit, in that she can't possibly be actually reading them all, and in some instances appears to be merely rewriting the jacket copy.


Jesse - Oct 24, 2012 9:02:44 am PDT #19997 of 28344
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's a plus to the publisher, no?


Amy - Oct 24, 2012 9:10:32 am PDT #19998 of 28344
Because books.

As far as I know, no publisher out there takes her seriously anyway.


Kate P. - Oct 24, 2012 9:51:08 am PDT #19999 of 28344
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Are you not supposed to sell those? I think the place I sell books explicitly says they do buy advance proofs and etc.

Huh, Jesse, I would be surprised at that. I know a few bookstores that buy/sell advance copies, but none that advertise doing so, since it's generally prohibited, if not outright illegal.


Jesse - Oct 24, 2012 9:54:49 am PDT #20000 of 28344
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I will look again! Maybe it says they don't.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2012 10:14:39 am PDT #20001 of 28344
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have to say--I love online detective work, when it's used to ferret out frauds and not creepy stalkering stuff.


Consuela - Oct 24, 2012 11:14:37 am PDT #20002 of 28344
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

As far as I know, no publisher out there takes her seriously anyway.

But why then send her these free copies to review?