I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Ginger - May 17, 2012 4:26:50 pm PDT #18816 of 28333
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Get Lord Peter and you get Bunter and the Dowager Duchess. There's no bad there.

I was thinking about Dorothy Sayers when we were talking earlier, and I think it would have been great to have read Sayers at 12, except that I would have started comparing every man to Lord Peter earlier.


Dana - May 17, 2012 4:29:08 pm PDT #18817 of 28333
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So I was just thinking about Agatha Christie and rereading some Perry Mason and mysteries, and in the old stories, people do things like distract the hotel desk clerk and then surreptitiously check the register where people have signed in.

Which is completely irrelevant today, what with computers. What other old standbys of mysteries are useless these days?


Typo Boy - May 17, 2012 4:35:37 pm PDT #18818 of 28333
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hell, even in the left canon there are non bleak choices. Tent of Miracles. Or if that has too much reality, Dona Flora and her two husbands. And Amado has to have enough heft!

Also, talking of magical realism how about the Palm Wine Drinkard! Been a long time since I read it, so don't know if it is depressing - aside from being about a drunk who ends up in the land of the dead. I actually don't remember the details, but remember laughing a lot. Should read it again.


erikaj - May 17, 2012 4:39:53 pm PDT #18819 of 28333
Always Anti-fascist!

Anything with phonebooths, Dana. Jim Rockford spent half of his working life in one, and now?


Jesse - May 17, 2012 4:40:13 pm PDT #18820 of 28333
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What other old standbys of mysteries are useless these days?

Most methods of travelling under a false name (hotels, airplanes at least). All kinds of things related to phones, what with cell phones.


Dana - May 17, 2012 4:42:16 pm PDT #18821 of 28333
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yeah, Paul Drake's operative's always had to find a phone booth to call in. So did Archie Goodwin.

In the Perry Mason books, they're always hopping on planes at a minute's notice.


Hil R. - May 17, 2012 5:20:30 pm PDT #18822 of 28333
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Pretty much anything where the plot hinges on two people in different places not knowing what each other are doing. They can call or text each other now.


Consuela - May 17, 2012 5:29:46 pm PDT #18823 of 28333
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

And finding information: wikipedia and google have solved a lot of problems, but complicated mystery plotting.


Dana - May 17, 2012 5:32:06 pm PDT #18824 of 28333
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

How many hotels still hang up the old-fashioned keys behind the desk?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2012 5:34:22 pm PDT #18825 of 28333
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I've stayed in one, but it's a late 19th century resort restoration. They had clawfoot tubs, and carpeting that's older than I am.