Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


megan walker - Mar 20, 2012 12:44:07 pm PDT #18257 of 28287
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Someone in the lobby last night, upon seeing me taking pictures of my friend in front of Darth Vadar (the screening was at ILM, i.e., Lucasfilm), shouted that she had never seen Star Wars in a voice that made me question if she even recognized the character. Seriously? You bothered to get into a nearly closed critic screening of The Hunger Games and you've never seen Star Wars?


megan walker - Mar 20, 2012 12:44:07 pm PDT #18258 of 28287
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Didn't need to be said twice.

Or did it. Really? Star Wars?


Jessica - Mar 20, 2012 2:38:18 pm PDT #18259 of 28287
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

These days you can get away with a lot of violence in a PG-13 movie as long as there's no nudity or swearing. As a parent, I dearly wish it were the other way around.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2012 2:44:38 pm PDT #18260 of 28287
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You can say the F word once in a PG-13, as long as it's not about sex, I believe. Like maybe my favorite single moment from X Men: First Class.


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2012 2:50:56 pm PDT #18261 of 28287
brillig

War Horse was PG-13. Not a lot of gore, but they went to brutality places I was surprised by.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2012 4:15:43 pm PDT #18262 of 28287
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

sigh ... reminds me of the YouTube video of the Twilight fan who was sobbing uncontrollably because another writer had not been sufficiently appreciative of the books. She attributed it to jealousy - after all, who is this Stephen King guy?

To be fair, at this point it's probably a toss of the coin whether Meyer or King has inflicted more horror upon the world. He might be jealous.


Toddson - Mar 21, 2012 5:02:23 am PDT #18263 of 28287
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

'cause Stephen King's an obscure, struggling writer, envying her her success? I was amused that the distraught fan never seemed to have heard of him.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 21, 2012 6:03:30 am PDT #18264 of 28287
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

On a tangential note, we finally have an answer to the question of just how bad a horror-themed book would need to be to NOT get the ubiquitous complimentary quote from King that appeared on the cover of just about every genre book I read in the 80s and 90s.


erikaj - Mar 21, 2012 8:16:49 am PDT #18265 of 28287
Always Anti-fascist!

is that the same one who finished off talking about men and strong women and made me feel all "You say that word a lot...I don't think it means what you think it means." Matt, I finally read "On Writing" and it appears that possibly over-blurbing, while not a symptom as such, coincides neatly with his cocaine and heavy drinking days...maybe he'd like to take some of them back, too.


Connie Neil - Mar 21, 2012 8:23:15 am PDT #18266 of 28287
brillig

There's a scene in a Castle episode where Rick Castle has been shipped a box full of books to review, and he's sitting at the kitchen counter holding them to his forehead a la The Great Carnac and saying things like "A tour-de-force of terror" and "A fabulous page-turner."