OK I'll bite:
"Who is that woman and why is she carrying two bells on a plate?"
And what are those if they aren't bells?
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
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OK I'll bite:
"Who is that woman and why is she carrying two bells on a plate?"
And what are those if they aren't bells?
And what are those if they aren't bells?
Her breasts, of course. Don't you know your bizarro saints?
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Her breasts, of course. Don't you know your bizarro saints?
The poor thing was tortured to death, but everyone either didn't want to think of the ickyness of her carrying them around on the platter so it was assumed they were bells, and that's how she became the patron of bellmakers.
Can't think of her name, though.
There's also a patron of mad dogs. The Lord wanted to make him patron of young girls, but he said, "All they'll do is annoy me with prayers for husbands! I'd rather be patron of mad dogs!"
Not St. Agnes?
(No, it's not -- just googled. If I were at home, I'd look at my Art History books. Why can't I remember that woman's name?)
Well, there's this one.
Ouch!
Yeah, the ones where she's beaming rapturously and carrying them around are much less disturbing than the event itself.
I could only find a modern image of that with a quick google. I'll check when I get home and can google an actual artist/place.