Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


DavidS - Feb 28, 2012 12:04:04 pm PST #18008 of 28267
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jack Finney (most famous for writing Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and also Time and Again) wrote a short story titled Cousin Len's Magical Adjective Cellar.

It magically removes adjectives and adverbs from writing leaving “the most crisp, sharp writing you’ve ever seen”.

I had a poetry teacher who just hated adverbs. Was right on the verge of outright banning them from our writing until he started reciting to himself, "Turning, Turning in a widening gyre..." and had to admit they had some use.


Ginger - Feb 28, 2012 12:27:30 pm PST #18009 of 28267
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The Second Coming is remarkably adverb free.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 28, 2012 12:28:17 pm PST #18010 of 28267
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

A poetry teacher who didn't like descriptive language? I mean, I understand that overuse can make for some florid junk, but did he really think poetry should read like an inventory list?


Connie Neil - Feb 28, 2012 12:45:07 pm PST #18011 of 28267
brillig

"while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a curious volume of forgotten lore."

OK, poetry, bad example.

But you'll get my adverbs and adjectives when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.


Polter-Cow - Feb 28, 2012 12:45:35 pm PST #18012 of 28267
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Indubitably.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2012 3:47:34 pm PST #18013 of 28267
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Adverbs are generally considered to be a weak construction, a way to slather lots of frosting on a mediocre cake. Good writing prefers strong, active verb constructions. Adverbs should be used........sparingly.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2012 3:48:10 pm PST #18014 of 28267
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(See a better construction would be to say something like, "Be stingy with adverbs." The active verb makes it more vivid.)


-t - Feb 28, 2012 3:52:37 pm PST #18015 of 28267
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"Be" is active?


Atropa - Feb 28, 2012 3:52:49 pm PST #18016 of 28267
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Adverbs are generally considered to be a weak construction, a way to slather lots of frosting on a mediocre cake. Good writing prefers strong, active verb constructions. Adverbs should be used........sparingly.

Unsurprisingly, I don't agree with this. I feel it's more of a guideline than a rule.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2012 3:55:39 pm PST #18017 of 28267
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Be" is active?

Yeah not so much.

Unsurprisingly, I don't agree with this.

Tell it to Strunk and White, missy.