Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


DavidS - Aug 11, 2011 4:47:01 pm PDT #15967 of 28342
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not sure which his scariest is!

The first half of It?


Amy - Aug 11, 2011 4:49:28 pm PDT #15968 of 28342
Because books.

The Stand isn't really a horror novel, in my mind.

Peter Straub's Floating Dragon scared the shit out of me.


Atropa - Aug 11, 2011 4:49:33 pm PDT #15969 of 28342
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Dear Stephen King, please write an updated version of Danse Macabre. The horror genre needs a new overview.


Amy - Aug 11, 2011 4:50:27 pm PDT #15970 of 28342
Because books.

Oh god, what Jilli said. That's one of my favorite books, period.


Atropa - Aug 11, 2011 4:51:44 pm PDT #15971 of 28342
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I used that book as a checklist when I first read it. I read every book he recommended in it.


DawnK - Aug 11, 2011 4:55:44 pm PDT #15972 of 28342
giraffe mode

Floating Dragon

Oh GOD yes! I swear I slept with the light on for 3 nights.

When I was a kid/tween there was a couple of anthology books published under Alfred Hitchcock Presents name, man there were some scary stories in them. I read those till the bindings were ragged.


Anne W. - Aug 11, 2011 4:56:59 pm PDT #15973 of 28342
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Amy, I'll second that statement on Floating Dragon. I read it over twenty years ago, and there are still images and ideas from that book that haunt me.


Amy - Aug 11, 2011 4:59:05 pm PDT #15974 of 28342
Because books.

I'm trying to remember the other one he wrote that killed me. Crap.


Ginger - Aug 11, 2011 4:59:10 pm PDT #15975 of 28342
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm not sure which his scariest is!

As my answer, I will admit that, when I finished Salem's lot at 3 a.m., I got up, went to the kitchen and made sure there was garlic.


Amy - Aug 11, 2011 5:02:57 pm PDT #15976 of 28342
Because books.

Julia, If You Could See Me Now, and Ghost Story were all fantastic, but it was If You Could See Me Now that really haunted me.