You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Aims - Jun 27, 2011 4:18:02 am PDT #15425 of 28293
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"There is a Bird on Your Head" is also my favorite!! That and the one where Piggie tries to cheer up Elephant by dressing up as stuff to make Elephant happy but Elephant isn't happy cause Piggie isn't there to be excited, too. I love that one.


Jessica - Jun 27, 2011 4:28:03 am PDT #15426 of 28293
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm partial to "We Are In A Book"


DavidS - Jun 27, 2011 4:54:11 am PDT #15427 of 28293
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett is super psyched that Dav Pilkey has finally put out Super Diaper Baby 2 which he's been waiting to read since it was promised seven years ago.


beth b - Jun 27, 2011 5:06:17 am PDT #15428 of 28293
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I love "there is a bird on your head" too. It is a really fun book to do for story time


Kathy A - Jun 27, 2011 6:19:55 am PDT #15429 of 28293
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

ALA is, for some people, all about rock star author signings and free ARCs!

That's what BookExpo America is for me! I think I maybe attended one session in three years; the rest of the time, I wandered the vendor booths, chatted with authors of all types (my favorites were actually the unknown ones--they loved to chat), and snagged freebies.


Strix - Jun 27, 2011 7:01:22 am PDT #15430 of 28293
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

NCTE was that way, too. IN-SANE.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2011 7:14:38 am PDT #15431 of 28293
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm reading Old Met at Midnight by Chaim Potok. I picked it up because the summary on the back cover made it seem like it was about Ilana Davita Dinn, who is one of my favorite of his characters (from the book Davita's Harp), but she's barely in this book at all. The book has three stories. The first one, she's the main character, but it really could have been almost anybody -- she's just there to set the stage for someone else's story. And in the second story, she's just there for the first few pages -- the rest of the story is, again, someone else telling her his story. And this time, it's not even in a conversation with her, it's in a letter to her. One of the reviews on the back cover includes, "The sheer power that Davita's presence unleashes in this collection is nothing short of spellbinding." I feel like that reviewer must have read a different book than the one that I'm reading.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2011 9:12:08 am PDT #15432 of 28293
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Marketing genius of Pottermore.

Imagine, if you will, the perfect 21st-century marketing campaign. First, you'd probably want to start with a teaser. Perhaps a little clue somewhere that will lead people to a branded "coming soon" webpage that will attract 100,000s of Twitter followers within hours. A day or so later, you'd tell a story guaranteeing you blanket press coverage surrounding your product. You'd want to use that free advertising to direct millions of people to your own corner of the web, where you would extract their email address and build up their sense of anticipation and excitement by telling them that something "unique" will be happening there soon. This unique thing will then enable you to tease out further demographic details from the website's visitors. You will also be able to flood them with information about a brand new and reasonably priced range of products which cost you next to nothing to produce and which will garner you (at a rough estimate) several gazillion pounds sterling. On the way, you'll also be able to slip in some advertising for the products you already have out on the market, not to mention reminding everyone that (as luck has it) you also have a film coming out in a month too. Yes, Pottermore.com is a stroke of genius.

Once again, JK Rowling and her marketing team have left the rest of the publishing world standing while she blazes a trail into the record books. I'll eat my hardback copy of The Deathly Hallows if the Harry Potters aren't the fastest-selling ebooks in history by the end of this year – and I can only tip my hat in admiration.

First, there's the simplicity and brilliance of the marketing campaign outlined above. Then, there is the clever way the Rowling machine has ensured fans new and old will want to visit the new, ebook-selling platform by offering them what sounds like a genuinely enjoyable and worthwhile experience. Is there a Harry Potter devotee anywhere who isn't just a little curious about advertised nuggets such as the story of "Professor McGonagall's love for a Muggle as a young woman" or how Mr and Mrs Dursley met? What Potter fan wouldn't want to answer a Rowling-devised questionnaire to sort them into the relevant wizarding house, or go through the process of finding the right wand? It's also easy to imagine that millions (and I don't use that figure loosely) will want to add their own contributions to the site. It promises to be an excellent interactive experience – just the sort of thing to give you a warm glow and put you in the right frame of mind to start buying.

Oooh! McGonagall backstory!


Atropa - Jun 27, 2011 10:05:51 am PDT #15433 of 28293
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oooh! Amazon just told me that my copy of the next Parasol Protectorate book has shipped!


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2011 10:22:33 am PDT #15434 of 28293
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I will have to put that off as I read the Uglies series before Comic-Con! It's starting off kind of slow. I know I can't expect all YA dystopias to be The Hunger Games, but I hope it gets more exciting. I'm allowed to like Shay more than Tally, right? Because I do.