We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Liese S. - Jun 15, 2011 4:43:51 am PDT #15235 of 28282
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I definitely read All The Books. It was kinda ridiculous. I won all the summer reading contests. I earned all the reading incentive prizes. And mostly I was just happy because they brought me truckloads of moar books.


lisah - Jun 15, 2011 4:47:09 am PDT #15236 of 28282
Punishingly Intricate

which book would you recommend? I haven't read any of them, but I was leaning toward telling him Herietta Lacks.

My friend just finished this and says it is the best non-fiction book she's ever read. She's a reader though. ALTHOUGH in high school she NEVER read the required summer reading but would get the Cliff notes and ace the tests on the books because they were always about the specific details. Something she had (and has) a great memory for.

I always read the summer reading but would never do as well on the tests because I couldn't remember details in the same way. It drove me nuts!!!


Sophia Brooks - Jun 15, 2011 4:51:37 am PDT #15237 of 28282
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I always read the summer reading but would never do as well on the tests because I couldn't remember details in the same way. It drove me nuts!!!

We didn't have summer reading, but this would happen to me all the time on regular reading quizzes. I still haven't really forgiven the teacher who asked, in the quiz that was supposed to tell if you did the reading "How many pairs of eyes where watching Marlow as he got off the boat?" and to get the answer you not only had to remember the passage, but actually divide the number of eyes by 2 to get "pairs of eyes". I think my answer of "a lot" was right!


Toddson - Jun 15, 2011 4:52:47 am PDT #15238 of 28282
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

huh ... my school never had any summer reading lists (really - it was a bad school), but I read every chance I got anyway. Everything I could lay my hands on.


lisah - Jun 15, 2011 4:55:39 am PDT #15239 of 28282
Punishingly Intricate

"How many pairs of eyes where watching Marlow as he got off the boat?" and to get the answer you not only had to remember the passage, but actually divide the number of eyes by 2 to get "pairs of eyes". I think my answer of "a lot" was right!

RIGHT! I wouldn't be able to remember how many pairs of eyes (and wouldn't figure out to do the math anyway) but I could tell you what it all symbolized and what not.

(And, not that it was a competition, but I did score higher than she did on the SAT and AP English tests...and now we have basically the exact same job. So there you go! And we are still best friends after almost 30 years despite our differences testing-wise.)


Jessica - Jun 15, 2011 4:58:47 am PDT #15240 of 28282
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

in the quiz that was supposed to tell if you did the reading "How many pairs of eyes where watching Marlow as he got off the boat?" and to get the answer you not only had to remember the passage, but actually divide the number of eyes by 2 to get "pairs of eyes".

That's a totally ridiculous question - how is that level of detail even remotely relevant to whether or not you read and understood the book??


Kathy A - Jun 15, 2011 5:08:59 am PDT #15241 of 28282
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

huh ... my school never had any summer reading lists (really - it was a bad school), but I read every chance I got anyway. Everything I could lay my hands on.

Mine was one of the better schools in the district, and we didn't have summer reading lists either. I still haunted the library, though.


le nubian - Jun 15, 2011 5:09:18 am PDT #15242 of 28282
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

That's a totally ridiculous question - how is that level of detail even remotely relevant to whether or not you read and understood the book??

This is a sensible question. Do you expect a sensible answer?


Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2011 5:10:51 am PDT #15243 of 28282
Ann, that's a ferret.

I read Brave New World for high school sophomore English, and Clockwork Orange for pleasure no later than freshman year of college.

Of the two, I'd pick BNW. BNW is a good choice. On one hand, it's accessible to an intelligent reader, and on another, it explores very legitimate issues of mechanization and individuality.

CO isn't a bad choice. It explores issues of the individual and society. However, it's less accessible, and I'm very, very glad I had a copy with a glossary in the back. But constant referring to the glossary breaks up the story. (sj, I'm assuming your cousin doesn't speak any Russian. The slang owes a fair amount to the Russian language, and a little background reduces the need for a glossary.)

But I haven't read the others, and any of those may be very good choices, too.


sj - Jun 15, 2011 5:24:10 am PDT #15244 of 28282
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I suspect most of us in this thread were That Kid who read ALL the summer reading books...or never got around to them because we were so busy reading other things.

My cousin is not that kid, his older brother was but him nsm.

CO isn't a bad choice. It explores issues of the individual and society. However, it's less accessible, and I'm very, very glad I had a copy with a glossary in the back. But constant referring to the glossary breaks up the story. (sj, I'm assuming your cousin doesn't speak any Russian. The slang owes a fair amount to the Russian language, and a little background reduces the need for a glossary.)

I am fairly confident he doesn't know any Russian.

Thanks, everyone for the advice!