OMG, it took me years to find out that "fancy dress" was not, like, formal wear.
'Dirty Girls'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Also, Sam the Bat is on our list too. I might have mentioned my dismay at the library that they didn't have it.
OMG, it took me years to find out that "fancy dress" was not, like, formal wear.
Totally!
I seem to remember "jumpers" being confusing when I was little. I wondered why everyone was putting on overalls all the time.
OMG, it took me years to find out that "fancy dress" was not, like, formal wear.
Wait, it's not? Oh, no, right, fancy dress is a costume party, right?
yeah. "Costumes" or a masquerade party to Americans.
I told the sweet little British lady who was babysitting me that I didn't want a biscuit.
But you DID. You just didn't know it.
As a child, I found it much easier to handle things like scones, lorries, and crumpets--because they weren't words I already knew--than words I knew, like jumper or biscuit, which were Clearly Wrong.
Of course, now I'm just as likely to say "arse" as "ass", and "bollocks" is one of my favorite curses. So I'm apparently now residing somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic ocean...
But you DID. You just didn't know it.
I know! I was also a little freaked out when I heard the family talking in the morning and the babysitter's son asked if he should go knock me up.
I don't know how (well through my parents probably), but I ended using a few vaguely British phrases as a kid that caused what seemed like an unnecessary amount of confusion at the time.
I still remember asking for chips at a McDonalds and the girl behind the counter thinking I meant potato chips. That happened a lot. I learned to say fries. But hey, fish and chips is VERY POPULAR around here and I don't know why people can't figure it out.
I also remember getting teased for saying half-past four, instead of four-thirty.