Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


le nubian - Apr 14, 2011 9:12:43 am PDT #14364 of 28293
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

It is wild: about 50% of Slate's columns are really interesting and informative. The other 50% are just flame fodder. I don't get it.


Jessica - Apr 14, 2011 9:12:54 am PDT #14365 of 28293
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is Slate trying to piss people off? Oh, wait, yes, it is. Because then people will post links and they'll get more traffic.

My thoughts exactly. The headline is pure clickbait, so what's below it doesn't much matter.

there may be some value in that review, but it's buried in the impenetrable prose.

Also this. My eyes glazed over after about the first paragraph. (I'm pretty sure the writer was trying to parody the kind of dense prose she thinks the books are written in? Unfortunately, she's no George RR Martin and my brain immediately filed the whole thing under tl;dr.)

[eta: Oops, don't know where I got "she" from - Troy isn't usually a girl's name.]


hippocampus - Apr 14, 2011 9:13:41 am PDT #14366 of 28293
not your mom's socks.

It is wild: about 50% of Slate's columns are really interesting and informative. The other 50% are just flame fodder.

this.


Consuela - Apr 14, 2011 9:16:23 am PDT #14367 of 28293
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm pretty sure the writer was trying to parody the kind of dense prose she thinks the books are written in?

Yeah, except IIRC, Martin's actually a pretty competent prose stylist.

I wonder how long it will be until Abigail Nussbaum has a chance to review the series. Probably not until it's out on DVD, since she lives in Israel (although now she's blogging for Strange Horizons, maybe they'll get a review copy). But she's one of the best SF reviewers around, IMO.


Toddson - Apr 14, 2011 9:55:07 am PDT #14368 of 28293
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I fell in love with Martin's short stories years ago. I found a couple of big, thick books (remaindered! yay for me!) with reprints of those short stories. They hold up well.

I read the first of the Ice and Fire series, but avoided the rest, but I'll probably go back and gulp them down.


Ginger - Apr 14, 2011 10:20:51 am PDT #14369 of 28293
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I didn't know Martin met his wife at the 1975 Kubla Khan. I was there.


Toddson - Apr 14, 2011 11:03:15 am PDT #14370 of 28293
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ooh ... I recently got a book that seems to be a Very Buffista story - kind of a steampunk-old west story, with Thomas Edison, Wyatt Earp and his cohorts. Called "The Buntline Special" and, yes, Ned Buntline's in it.

And "Bat" Masterson? turns out he didn't get his nickname from his cane (snerk).


Pix - Apr 14, 2011 11:15:28 am PDT #14371 of 28293
The status is NOT quo.

I'm skimming and posting because I have a somewhat important deadline looming and thought the literary hivemind might be able to help. I'm looking for a well-written* book accessible for a 13-14 year old that follows the hero's journey archetype and has either a female protagonist or a strong female character in a major role. Ideas? This is for a summer reading assignment for rising ninth graders at my school (all girls, fwiw).

  • Can be YA or adult so long as its not too controversial.


Consuela - Apr 14, 2011 11:23:45 am PDT #14372 of 28293
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Pix:

Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men. Tiffany Aching goes on a quest to rescue her brother from the Queen of Air and Darkness, learns how to do magic, obtains knowledge of the world, comes back to her home. (To be fair, she doesn't share that knowledge with her people yet because they hate witches there, but she gets around to it.)


Liese S. - Apr 14, 2011 11:27:56 am PDT #14373 of 28293
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ooh, yeah, that's a great one!