Even for the sex.
That's the only reason to read them. My mother didn't realize I was reading porn in plain sight.
Mal: So we run. Nandi: I understand, Captain Reynolds. You have your people to think of, same as me. And this ain't your fight. Mal: Don't believe you do understand, Nandi. I said 'we run'. We.
'Heart Of Gold'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Connie Neil - Mar 29, 2011 6:58:07 am PDT #14196 of 28289
brillig
§ ita § - Mar 29, 2011 7:03:06 am PDT #14197 of 28289
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My go to "You don't know I'm reading porn right now" as a kid was a sci fi series with a lizard race with bifurcated peen. It was raunchy, but I have no idea how to google it again. Though Cave Bear was a very close second.
Jessica - Mar 29, 2011 7:05:24 am PDT #14198 of 28289
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I heard in middle school that Clan of the Cave Bear was porny, so I read it and felt VERY VERY CHEATED because 90% of the first book is exposition. All the porn is in book 2.
EpicTangent - Mar 29, 2011 7:25:55 am PDT #14199 of 28289
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I heard in middle school that Clan of the Cave Bear was porny, so I read it and felt VERY VERY CHEATED because 90% of the first book is exposition.
Jessica is me.
le nubian - Mar 29, 2011 7:26:32 am PDT #14200 of 28289
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
lizard race with bifurcated peen
I dare you to google that.
le nubian - Mar 29, 2011 7:29:57 am PDT #14201 of 28289
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
triple dog dare you.
Amy - Mar 29, 2011 7:31:46 am PDT #14202 of 28289
Because books.
I just did. Mostly links to stuff about reptiles, sadly.
Gudanov - Mar 29, 2011 7:33:46 am PDT #14203 of 28289
Coding and Sleeping
Did you turn off safe search first? Otherwise it's like sticking your tongue on a lightpole in the middle of summer.
le nubian - Mar 29, 2011 7:36:04 am PDT #14204 of 28289
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
watch Avatar fan fic show up.
§ ita § - Mar 29, 2011 10:41:33 am PDT #14205 of 28289
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm tempted to ask my father to go through the bookshelf at home until he finds the title. I'm consumed by curiosity.
I found a defender of the batshit author--he thinks that she was right in everything but the request to take the review down. I'm querying him on that point.