Yeah, I am not saying he shouldn't write them or that you guys shouldn't enjoy them. Just that I don't.
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
'Trash'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
javachik - Jan 31, 2011 4:03:04 pm PST #13779 of 28282
Our wings are not tired.
Steph L. - Jan 31, 2011 4:03:55 pm PST #13780 of 28282
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And also object to the term bodice-ripper as hopelessly outdated.
I didn't know people actually used that term unless they were trying to insult a book and/or genre.
Breaking Dawn is...well, it's icky. And I read books with dismemberments.
As always, I love erika.
Ginger - Jan 31, 2011 4:04:04 pm PST #13781 of 28282
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm with you, javachick. I'm usually thinking, somewhat literally, "Come on, come on. Get back to the story."
erikaj - Jan 31, 2011 4:14:20 pm PST #13782 of 28282
Always Anti-fascist!
Tep, thanks, but I'm hard to gross out...that one did it. But I was twisted enough to drink a Slurpee during some of the parts. Then, it pissed me off...love-struck, starry-eyed teens don't need to be exposed to that much of Steph Meyer's psyche...it ain't right. That was all Too Much for me, and I've been in therapy...I know what metaphors are and how to approach media with a critical eye and what-have-you.
sj - Jan 31, 2011 4:15:10 pm PST #13783 of 28282
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
javachik, I'm sorry if I made it sound like I was trying to convince you, everyone is looking for something different in a book.
Dana - Jan 31, 2011 4:15:15 pm PST #13784 of 28282
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I know the time has passed, but I hate the word "fanficcer". Or lack of a word.
erikaj - Jan 31, 2011 4:19:33 pm PST #13785 of 28282
Always Anti-fascist!
totally, Dana. I wish George pelecanos wrote better sex scenes, since he always includes one and he's my favorite crime writer. But they are not that good, and he always uses the word "sex" to refer to a woman's anatomy and it's a little weird.
Atropa - Jan 31, 2011 4:23:07 pm PST #13786 of 28282
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm usually thinking, somewhat literally, "Come on, come on. Get back to the story."
I'm usually thinking "Y'know, for sex with vampires" (or werewolves, ghosts, demons, supernatural and/or preternatural being of your choice) "this is really boring."
meara - Jan 31, 2011 4:31:39 pm PST #13787 of 28282
IIRC, there's not terribly much sex in Outlander (the first book--and by that I mean maybe 5 sex scenes...over 600 pages) and it's...kinda plot-relevant at points. But in the later books, yeah, I tend to be going "yeah yeah everyone is hot for each other we get it already"
DavidS - Jan 31, 2011 4:44:47 pm PST #13788 of 28282
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So, I'm curious now. What are your favorite sex scenes in books?
What's particularly well written and/or hot to you?