It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2010 6:40:56 am PST #13196 of 28277
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I figure I would have heard about something that big

But this way is so much more fun, with the not knowing, and the glayvin.


Amy - Dec 10, 2010 6:44:12 am PST #13197 of 28277
Because books.

Crap, I think P-C is about 20 pages ahead of me now. Must catch up!


Polter-Cow - Dec 10, 2010 6:57:21 am PST #13198 of 28277
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My dream: to one day inspire that kind of impassioned reaction.

All you have to do is write a book series about a boy wizard living in a dystopian society who is chosen to participate in a televised deathmatch against vampires and werewolves, possibly also zombies. And he falls in tragic love with a vampire, werewolf, or possibly zombie.

But this way is so much more fun, with the not knowing, and the glayvin.

Oh, I completely agree.

Crap, I think P-C is about 20 pages ahead of me now. Must catch up!

Hurry up, Amy! I'm going to finish today so I can start Mockingjay tomorrow while my car gets an oil change.


Barb - Dec 10, 2010 6:58:11 am PST #13199 of 28277
“Not dead yet!”

All you have to do is write a book series about a boy wizard living in a dystopian society who is chosen to participate in a televised deathmatch against vampires and werewolves, possibly also zombies. And he falls in tragic love with a vampire, werewolf, or possibly zombie.

But do they have to sparkle?

Also? I'm doomed.


Polter-Cow - Dec 10, 2010 6:59:24 am PST #13200 of 28277
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sparkling is optional.


Consuela - Dec 10, 2010 7:37:31 am PST #13201 of 28277
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

My dream: to one day inspire that kind of impassioned reaction

I know, Barb. I have to admit that I am simultaneously envious and kind of annoyed, because for all the Collins has all these ideas and this fantastic narrative drive, I find her prose kind of clunky and her world-building kind of crappy. But I wish to jebuslug I knew how to write something that people would just not put down.

Argh.

Oh BTW, I got Stars and it looks lovely! I'm going to give it to my niece when she gets home from college tomorrow, she'll be thrilled (she loved your first two books).


Barb - Dec 10, 2010 7:48:48 am PST #13202 of 28277
“Not dead yet!”

I have to admit that I am simultaneously envious and kind of annoyed,

Yeah, exactly. I'll admit, too, I'm feeling overly sensitive because I also received my first DNF review yesterday, although to the reader's credit, she said it was more because it wasn't her kind of book and she would have known that had she read the back cover (?!?) and at least she didn't ding me with a single star review or anything.

Still, rational as one can be about these things, it still stings.

But, on the upside, yay for buying Stars and I hope your niece likes it as much as the first two!


Amy - Dec 10, 2010 7:55:31 am PST #13203 of 28277
Because books.

What is a DNF review?


Jesse - Dec 10, 2010 7:56:10 am PST #13204 of 28277
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But I wish to jebuslug I knew how to write something that people would just not put down.

End each chapter on OMGWTF, for one thing! That always pisses me off, because it means I can never go to bed.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2010 7:59:15 am PST #13205 of 28277
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hunger Games was unparalleled for me in my recent reading. I haven't had anything that hard to put down for a while. Easy to read, emotionally affecting, and I read Mockingjay on a bad few days and wept like a baby. I'm so impressed. Not in a Harry Potter-brings-reading-to-the-masses way. She just broke through my jaded cynicism and hooked me right in.

Which is a talent I value more than worldbuilding, honestly, although I always prefer them to go hand in hand.