Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Connie Neil - Sep 08, 2010 8:23:56 am PDT #12359 of 28333
brillig

I was reading an early book on nanotechnology and being very impressed with myself for understanding it. This was on the bus, and when I got off the bus, the guy who had been sitting in front of me said, "I was going to say something about your book, but you looked so into it that I hated to interrupt."

Also, when I was trying to teach myself calculus from a Dummies book, I got lots of almost frightened looks on the bus, especially when I commented to someone that I wasn't reading it for class.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 8:25:21 am PDT #12360 of 28333
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You know I don't talk to strangers, and that was just reinforced the time I was sitting on the train reading a book, and the guy standing in front of me was reading the same book, and I made some gesture of solidarity and he totally blew me off! People, man.


Steph L. - Sep 08, 2010 8:31:28 am PDT #12361 of 28333
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I made some gesture of solidarity and he totally blew me off!

What was the gesture? Because the shocker just puts people right off.


Tom Scola - Sep 08, 2010 8:32:37 am PDT #12362 of 28333
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Roald Dahl’s last words.


Jesse - Sep 08, 2010 8:37:37 am PDT #12363 of 28333
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What was the gesture? Because the shocker just puts people right off.

Seriously??? Crap, I heard dudes were into that.


Jars - Sep 08, 2010 8:43:38 am PDT #12364 of 28333

Because the shocker just puts people right off.

Pfft. Maybe you prudish Americans. In Europe it's a friendly gesture of affection.


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2010 8:45:23 am PDT #12365 of 28333
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Books are one of the only things which will prompt this kind of discussion

Clothes are what people talk to me about. And my lunchbox. Not that often my books. Except Godel, Escher, Bach, usually to ask me why.

Though I did see Bradley Cooper reading Middlesex while I was reading it, and I almost went over to talk to him about it. Coulda shoulda woulda.


Ginger - Sep 08, 2010 8:48:39 am PDT #12366 of 28333
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Roald Dahl’s last words.

I expect his last two words to be mine.


DavidS - Sep 08, 2010 8:50:59 am PDT #12367 of 28333
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I expect his last two words to be mine.

"Awww, shit," is likely for me.

Though my favorite last words were from the Irish writer Brendan Behan.

He was in a Catholic hospital, on his death bed, and attended by a nurse who was a nun. He stirred to consciousness as she wiped his brow and he said, "Ahhh, thank you sister, and may all your children be bishops."


Ginger - Sep 08, 2010 8:59:50 am PDT #12368 of 28333
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It is apocryphal, but I like to think that Oscar Wilde's last words were really "Either that wallpaper goes or I do."