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Mal ,'Ariel'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
What the fuck?
I think the world has run out of penis metaphors.
Apparently.
Oh, dear.
I'm pretty horrified that "bursting" is used as a descriptive before they actually get to the sex, let alone finish it. Sounds painful.
I wonder how he felt about being described as a cashew. "The water's very cold!"
"I WAS IN THE POOL!"
Probably had to pick from native nuts (insert puns here.)
Are cashews native to Brazil? I mean, brazil nuts?
Anybody here read the Lou Gehrig biography, Luckiest Man by Jonathan Eig?
Let us say that, despite the uninspired title, it is a bit of a waterworks.
What book was "French Canadian bean soup" a mantra in? It seems like something from the Illuminatus trilogy, and I have this vague idea tha FCBS was significant.
I keep thinking it was from the Julian May books, though...not the Pleiocene Exile but the modern-day ones with the Remillard family. But that's probably just the French-Canadian stuff.