Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Liese S. - May 14, 2010 6:58:31 pm PDT #11456 of 28344
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Is now a good time for me to pipe up with how much I hated Cryptonomicon? Hated. I threw it across the room, damaging its shiny, shiny cover. This is where you all gasp because it is shocking to damage a book. And on purpose! Awful! But I hated it that much. Finished it though, because I am a completist, if evidently something of a masochist.
 
Could not bear the race issues.


Kat - May 14, 2010 8:23:02 pm PDT #11457 of 28344
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Everytime I see Anathem I have to remind myself that there is an extra A and it's not Anthem. No one should confuse Neal Stephenson and Ayn Rand.


Atropa - May 14, 2010 10:01:42 pm PDT #11458 of 28344
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I love The Diamond Age, but then, everything about the Neo-Vickies would appeal to me.


Volans - May 15, 2010 1:28:26 pm PDT #11459 of 28344
move out and draw fire

Oh, I've thrown plenty of books across rooms.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 15, 2010 1:45:22 pm PDT #11460 of 28344
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Only its status as a library book protected The Atrocity Archives from similar treatment by me recently. My regret over all the years I remained unaware Charles Stross was writing Chthulhu Mythos stories? Vanished by 20 pages in.


Barb - May 15, 2010 1:50:34 pm PDT #11461 of 28344
“Not dead yet!”

I've thrown a fair amount of books. Usually ones I receive for first round of RITA judging.


Kathy A - May 15, 2010 2:22:50 pm PDT #11462 of 28344
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just bought The Atrocity Archives on the recommendation of a bookstore coworker. Is it that bad, Matt?


Jessica - May 15, 2010 2:56:41 pm PDT #11463 of 28344
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just got a Charles Stross book from the library and got 100 pages in before I realized I'd read it before. (The Merchant's War, 4th in a series I enjoy just enough to borrow from the library. But obviously not very memorable book-to-book, since I thought this was a new one until I was almost halfway through!)


meara - May 15, 2010 3:56:16 pm PDT #11464 of 28344

I've been reading that series too, Jessica, and am also unsure where I am in it--I bought the first few, and think I may have read one or two more in the library/bookstore, but am not sure.


Strega - May 15, 2010 9:11:48 pm PDT #11465 of 28344

I liked the Atrocity Archives, but The Jennifer Morgue was much funnier. Of course, I was much more familiar with the tropes in it.

I think I threw Callahan's Key after the third conversation about how gosh-darn perfect Jake is.