Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Questions we're probably not supposed to ask about Twilight -- if Jasper can't control himself if Bella gets a papercut while he's standing a few feet away, how on earth does he go through a world full of adult women and a high school full of teenage girls? Or, y'know, all the people who get papercuts all the time, or cut themselves shaving, or any of the zillion other reasons someone might be bleeding a little.
I'm assuming the magic underwear factors in somehow.
Vampire stories always seem to overlook the whole menstruation thing.
I read a Buffy fic once that really, really didn't.
Uh, that was probably mine, if it was set between S5 and S6.
Uh, that was probably mine, if it was set between S5 and S6.
No, someone named Naughtibitz, if I remember correctly. Not from here.
I liked that one, I think, but I was probably on my period when I read it.
No, someone named Naughtibitz, if I remember correctly. Not from here.
She used to post at the old WX site, back in the day.
Questions we're probably not supposed to ask about Twilight -- if Jasper can't control himself if Bella gets a papercut while he's standing a few feet away, how on earth does he go through a world full of adult women and a high school full of teenage girls?
SMeyer has stated that it's not issue because that is "dead" blood. So, not attractive to the "vampires" in her mythos. (My issues with these books, you know them.)
Or, y'know, all the people who get papercuts all the time, or cut themselves shaving, or any of the zillion other reasons someone might be bleeding a little.
Because all of those people don't have the OMG magically-delicious freesia-scented blood that Bella has! Or ... something. I don't know, and thinking about it too much fills me with weary rage and sends me to re-reading Anno Dracula and Those Who Hunt The Night over and over.
It's dead blood? Oh, yeah, I forgot -- it has the power to turn ham rancid, and apparently makes your spear go limp.
It's dead blood? Oh, yeah, I forgot -- it has the power to turn ham rancid, and apparently makes your spear go limp.
There's actually a quote from SMeyer about it over on the big Twilight fan site, but I'm not going over there to find it.
Oh, damn, no, Jilli. STAY FAR AWAY.
That place has got to be crazier that the Laurell K. web page, and that's not a thing to say lightly.
Oh, I was going to plead with her to take one for the team.