I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 07, 2009 12:13:24 pm PST #10478 of 28370
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No, the link may have been with a third party who was relaying information. I recall the proposal that the only hope for people to avoid torment after death was via dynamite used in such a way that the brain was completely destroyed.

A long time ago I had the mistaken impression that it might be LeFanu, but it doesn't match anything I've found in his bibliography and I think he's too early for the dynamite solution.


Typo Boy - Dec 07, 2009 1:29:08 pm PST #10479 of 28370
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

OK then we are remembering the same one. And I still don't know who wrote it. It did not have the LeFanu style either. Not exactly terse, but not lush either.


Hil R. - Dec 08, 2009 12:08:39 pm PST #10480 of 28370
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am reading Twilight. Just finished New Moon. The Bella/Edward relationship is even more disturbing than I'd imagined.


Strix - Dec 08, 2009 12:15:38 pm PST #10481 of 28370
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HAHAHAHAHA! Wait till you get to the last book. My bf still thinks I'm making it up.

I wish I were.


Hil R. - Dec 08, 2009 12:21:39 pm PST #10482 of 28370
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I started reading the first one when I was recovering from my wisdom tooth extraction, then picked up the second mostly so that I could figure out the whole Team Edward and Team Jacob thing that a few of my fellow grad students are always arguing about. My sister said these books were "so romantic." (Well, she says the fourth one is weird, but the first three are romantic.) I think I'm even more disturbed than I was when she insisted Wuthering Heights was romantic.


erikaj - Dec 08, 2009 12:25:27 pm PST #10483 of 28370
Always Anti-fascist!

That last one seriously grossed me out. And you know the kind of stuff I read generally. But I'm not ashamed to say that I quit without finishing.


Amy - Dec 08, 2009 12:39:22 pm PST #10484 of 28370
Because books.

My niece just turned twelve and she's reading the last one now. She's completely into the whole thing. She asked if I liked the stories, and I said, "Well ... it was quite an idea, wasn't it?"

That was about as far as I could go without breaking her heart.


Atropa - Dec 08, 2009 12:42:46 pm PST #10485 of 28370
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I was so tired and fuzzy last night that I re-read part of Eclipse while taking a bath last night. Because snickering and rolling my eyes makes me feel better, or something.


Strix - Dec 08, 2009 12:45:03 pm PST #10486 of 28370
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

There's no shame in that, Jilli!

And I know -- I KNOW -- that if I were 13, I would eat these books up with a spoon and ask for more.

But then, I thought Jondalar was HAWT, too.


sj - Dec 08, 2009 12:47:57 pm PST #10487 of 28370
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was with a group of friends a few weeks ago who were talking about the Twilight books and movies. I mentioned how funny I found them, and I think my friends were offended. Oops.