That part made me go, "Okay, you're doing this intentionally, right? Because you can't not know what this sounds like? Right? Right?!"

And what did the bit at the end with The Titanic even mean? Was the idea, "You thought that we were setting up a sequel, but actually they all drown, ha!" or "It wasn't really an iceberg, it was, um, maybe the Loch Ness Monster or something, we haven't quite worked that out yet," or what? So bewildering.

this is really fun to read without reading the white font.

It sort of looks like indignant sputtering

Wait! hear I am!

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OK, now I really want to know what the post-it-part was.

Well, there's this climactic encounter that basically goes, "You killed my father!" "No, I am your father." "That's impossible!" "Search your feelings, you know it to be true." "Noooo!" And then someone falls from a great height. But no limbs are severed. I don't think.

And at some point during this sequence, is it revealed that there is another?

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Oooh, nice feature:

Scriveners in Buxton, Derbyshire It packs 30,000 volumes over five floors and to encourage browsing, tea and coffee-making facilities plus cake and a donations box sit next to easy chairs. It specialises in antiquarian and first editions, but you’re just as likely to find that old Penguin for a couple of quid and the children’s section is expansive. There’s a tiny Victorian museum in the old cellar kitchen and an in-house bindery that will restore, rebind or create any book to order. 42 High St, Buxton, Derbyshire Tel: 01298 73100 scrivenersbooks.co.uk

In-house bindery to fix your broken backed books! Genius.

boggles

Wow.

OK, I'm just off to Derbyshire.

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