Ahem. My ex-husband emailed me last night to tell me that he misses me and loves me. He just now paid for 6 more months of LJ and 100 userpics, and is busy making me a bunch of new icons.

Jesus, Juliana. He won't let you go but won't let you stay, either. What is with this yo-yo thing?

That's the goal. Most definitely the goal. Thank you.

It can be a good one.

Beats the hell out of trying to fix them.

Honest.

I think...

No! No! It does! I mean it! Yes, BETTER THAN TRYING TO FIX THEM.

Juliana, just out of curiousity, can you hear me biting my tongue all the way up there?

How about you, Steph?

What is with this yo-yo thing?

He wants what he can't have, and he wants to be the good guy. He's also aware that he gave up more than he knows. I'm out of his orbit now, so Perkins, you can stop biting through your tongue. :)

juliana, I don't mean to imply a hit. Maybe a slight smack upside the head.

Just a little light cluesticking and subsequent evil laughter, that's all I personally want.

I love sleeveless dressy stuff, so y'all can blame me.

He wants what he can't have, and he wants to be the good guy. He's also aware that he gave up more than he knows.

Yup yup yup.

Ahem. My ex-husband emailed me last night to tell me that he misses me and loves me.

I'm with Steph in saying " that took less time than I thought it would"

Glad you have the buffer of distance. I think for Z's sake - he really needs to lose someone that he could have had forever. He really needs to learn to appreciate what he has. I'm sorry it had to be so hard on you.

Sigh.

I just tried to answer the phone, but my voice doesn't seem to have made it into the building this morning.

Juliana, just out of curiousity, can you hear me biting my tongue all the way up there?

How about you, Steph?

You mean can I hear you biting your tongue? Or am *I* biting *my* tongue? (I'm clearly not biting *my* tongue, because I already snarked about how quickly he pulled the "I miss you" routine.)