You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2006 5:45:13 am PDT #9098 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't think she has enough nicknames. We should get her some for her birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUNNY BUTT!


Cashmere - Apr 13, 2006 5:49:31 am PDT #9099 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

We were only five minutes late to the pediatrician. Everything looks good. Especially now that we have Tim Horton's donuts for breakfast.


SailAweigh - Apr 13, 2006 6:03:35 am PDT #9100 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Happy Birthday to the Nose Beep Protector!!

Still haven't done my taxes. I be lazy as all shit. I liked being stationed overseas while claiming California for tax purposes, no state taxes to pay! I got spoiled.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 6:22:39 am PDT #9101 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Toaster that says "I Love You"

(No, not Talky Toaster from Red Dwarf. This one just burns toast.)


Ginger - Apr 13, 2006 6:28:19 am PDT #9102 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy Birthday, Squeakaboo! We need birthday pictures.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 6:31:02 am PDT #9103 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Lilybean! Feel free to eat a cake face first.


SuziQ - Apr 13, 2006 6:37:24 am PDT #9104 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Big breath.

DH let K-Bug borrow his truck so she could drive to and from school today.

Minor mom-freakout. Yes, I knew she was going to do this today but that doesn't help. I keep picturing her as a cute 1 year old. One year olds should NOT be driving.

Plei - hold Tickybox tight - she is gonna insist on growing up before you know it.


vw bug - Apr 13, 2006 6:42:09 am PDT #9105 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh. Dear. Just had a very strange conversation with my dad.

So, I called him crying. He's trying to figure out what's wrong, and I'm all, sniff, sniff, "I'm overwhelmed." Sniff, sniff. "And the steroids mess with my emotions." Sniff, sniff. "And I got my period." Sniff, sniff.

"Oh, well, honey that's wonderful that you have your period."

Huh?

Huh?

Um...does he think I'm having sex, and he's glad I'm not pregnant? What kind of comment is that? Who does he think I'm having sex *with* anyway? Does he know something I don't?

"'Cause for a long time you weren't having it. This means things are settling down, right? And maybe you can have kids someday?"

That's not a conversation I ever thought I'd have. Especially on the phone.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2006 6:44:52 am PDT #9106 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Here is the first announcement in-thread of Tickybox's arrival: Polter-Cow "Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up." Apr 13, 2005 11:02:42 pm PDT

Followed by lots and lots and lots and lots of squeeeees and posts that just say "Tickybox!!!!!" over and over.

Happy Birthday, Lovely Lilybean Squeakaboo Tickybox!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 13, 2006 6:51:12 am PDT #9107 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"'Cause for a long time you weren't having it. This means things are settling down, right? And maybe you can have kids someday?"

Well, the power of positive thought, looking at the bright side, and all that.