Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 12:06:15 am PDT #9049 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Aw, damn, Pete. I think you found us someone more adorable than you!

Well, he's certainly giving Pete a run for his money, but I'm afraid that Pete still holds the sparkly crown of Adorability scary crown of entirely unendearing manliness.

ion, the bagel delivery people have now doubled (or possibly tripled) their range of bagels and added fresh home-made waffles (with blueberries or strawberries or chocolate chips) and added mini-bagels.

They're like crack dealers. Who deliver. Ngah.

Must. Return. To. Gym.


billytea - Apr 13, 2006 12:11:34 am PDT #9050 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fay! How's things? I just bought a new camera and no one cares.


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 12:13:46 am PDT #9051 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Congratulations on your new camera! Is it a very sexy camera? Is it a digital one? Is it already packed with pictures of penguins and Wallybee?


billytea - Apr 13, 2006 12:23:49 am PDT #9052 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Congratulations on your new camera! Is it a very sexy camera? Is it a digital one? Is it already packed with pictures of penguins and Wallybee?

1. I think so. It has a 12X zoom!

2. Yup, 6MP. Link here: [link]

3. NO! The Wallybee does not, as yet, know that I have made this righteous purchase. But since I'm going away with her this weekend to the Dandenongs, I expect photo ops.


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 12:35:17 am PDT #9053 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

It looks like a thing of considerable beauty and sexiness - I'm sure my dad (whose love of all things gadgety knows no bounds) would adore it.

...would it be creepy & stalkery of us to be enthusiastic about seeing carroty pics of you and Wallybee?


billytea - Apr 13, 2006 12:40:30 am PDT #9054 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

...would it be creepy & stalkery of us to be enthusiastic about seeing carroty pics of you and Wallybee?

Probably. You should get on that. t waves imperiously


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 12:43:05 am PDT #9055 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Right you are, boss.


Cass - Apr 13, 2006 1:17:21 am PDT #9056 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I expect photo ops.
And we expect photo links. It all works out in a beautiful symmetry.


vw bug - Apr 13, 2006 1:34:41 am PDT #9057 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

billytea, looks like a fabulous camera! Yes, yes, we expect many pictures SOON!

I woke up to the lovely feeling of (whitefonted for the squeamish) having bled through my favorite pair of pajamas. It looks like there is a load of laundry in my future. And I already had a million things to do today. Fortunately, I can do that at the same time as other things, since I'm bad and don't sit at the laundromat while washing and drying my clothes. I figure, if someone really wants my clothes that badly, they can have 'em. It's not like I have anything exciting.

Today is my mom's birthday. There will be no cake (unless the restaurant serves it), but there will be wonderful food, a TON of wonderful presents, and the Boston Symphony. What could be better than all that?

Then tomorrow I wake and get ready to leave for NYC. I'm very excited. Easter in the city! I expect to see many hats.


Stephanie - Apr 13, 2006 2:12:26 am PDT #9058 of 10001
Trust my rage

Happy First Birthday, Princess Tickbox!

I hope you have a wonderful day.