Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Apr 10, 2006 9:36:33 pm PDT #8585 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just took a Lush bath for the sole purpose of shaving my legs so that I could wear a dress tomorrow.

I feel like such a girl.

Yay.


Fay - Apr 11, 2006 12:56:02 am PDT #8586 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Gud, honey, I have no constructive thoughts but I'm wishing you all the inchoate -ma in the world, and smothering you in punctuation from afar. You're a good bloke. You're trying very hard to make your relationship work. I respect the pants off you, mate, and I wish you well.

Meanwhile, on a more trivial note - conversation upon arriving at school today.

Me: Good morning (first kid in the class, 7 yrs old). How you doin'?

FKITC: Good, thanks.

Me: So did you have a nice holiday? Did you do any cool stuff?

FKITC: I rode my bicycle (mumble mumble) an accident.

Me: Oh dear! You had an accident?

FKITC: Yes. I rode my bicycle into (otherkid).

Me: Was (otherkid) okay?

FKITC (gleefully): No. He hurt his penis.

Me: .....er. Did he have to go to the hospital?

FKITC (disappointed): No.

Me: Well, that's good. Um. Anyway, let's get back to writing poems...


vw bug - Apr 11, 2006 1:28:16 am PDT #8587 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, my god! Look what I could make for Toto: [link] I won't, but I *could*.

Fay, that is too funny!


Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2006 1:38:49 am PDT #8588 of 10001
What is even happening?

vw, are you still on line?

I didn't see the chat thingie, because I had other windows open.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2006 1:39:45 am PDT #8589 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday Owen!!!


vw bug - Apr 11, 2006 1:51:35 am PDT #8590 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I am, Cindy. Let me get back on gmail.

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OWEN! YAY!


Stephanie - Apr 11, 2006 1:54:53 am PDT #8591 of 10001
Trust my rage

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OWEN!! No terrible twos for your mom, now!


Anne W. - Apr 11, 2006 1:56:34 am PDT #8592 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Happy Birthday, Owen!!!


vw bug - Apr 11, 2006 2:36:28 am PDT #8593 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Someone make me turn off the tv. The Today Show is pretty heavy today.


Glamcookie - Apr 11, 2006 2:38:28 am PDT #8594 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

t turns channel to knitting show for vw

Thanks to my cat, I'm awake at 4:37. Arrgghh.