Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Apr 10, 2006 5:15:59 pm PDT #8567 of 10001

The zero vs. O thing is crazy.

Also, I cannot imagine talking to any significant other multiple times a day, unless we were specifically planning an activity that evening or something.

Hi! I spent the weekend partying with Smonster, and her ruggers, and some drag kings! It was awesome!! Drinking, and ass-grabbing, a threesome proposition, lewd singing, hot drag kings, a girl changing my velcro shirt to say "Wanna Fuck" (not sure if she was asking, or thought that was my plan for the evening....)


Typo Boy - Apr 10, 2006 5:21:57 pm PDT #8568 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Erika - insent.


sj - Apr 10, 2006 5:23:58 pm PDT #8569 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Gud}}}

Everything went well with meeting the apartment owner today. Except for the fact that she looks like she is about 22 and owns this place as well as her own home. Damn do I feel unaccomplished. The apartment is still great. We get the keys on the 14th. I booked the movers for the 29th. I also made a lot of calls to change over bills etc. So tired. How is everyone else?


Betsy HP - Apr 10, 2006 5:26:24 pm PDT #8570 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Listen to billytea, please.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 5:27:02 pm PDT #8571 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Except for the fact that she looks like she is about 22 and owns this place as well as her own home.

Bitch.

t /homeowner envy


sj - Apr 10, 2006 5:28:21 pm PDT #8572 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Bitch.

Wrod. She got out of her car and my jaw dropped.


Herah - Apr 10, 2006 5:31:57 pm PDT #8573 of 10001
I don't want to be Superman. I want to stay little and be next to Mommy.

I call DH in the morning to make sure he made it to work (sometimes this takes several calls), and again in the afternoon to cover logistics and make sure he's actually looked at the calendar, and won't be blind-sided by something we've had set up for weeks. This also may take several calls, because we have an open office, and if he decides something is my fault I just have to hang up. None of these calls takes very long.


JZ - Apr 10, 2006 5:37:19 pm PDT #8574 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::points to bt and Hec, nods vigorously::

Not to pile on, Gud, but I just get a constant sense of despair from you, that you're either bent over with woe or trying painfully hard and frustrated that none of the trying works, and there's never a word from you that your wife is also despairing or trying or feeling anything but aggrieved at you for not doing everything right.

ION, frell frell frell. I just spent 2 1/2 hours going over our taxes on the online version of TurboTax, and I can't make it tell me anything except that we owe a total of nearly $700. How can that possibly be, when last year we didn't even claim Emmett and this year we do?

I'm kind of hating TurboTax right now. It's making me feel stupid and clueless and it's not explaining anything; the free program we used last year had a very clumsy, ugly, slow interface and took three tries to accept any information I gave it, but at least it showed me little mock-ups of every single line in our tax return and let me track everything I was doing as I did it.

TurboTax is just asking me things that don't seem to make any sense and absorbing my answers and then, after an endless string of irrelevant questions about my advertising and mining-related expenses for the lousy $200 I earned at Faire (which apparently bumped us up a tax bracket, as it instantly increased our federal taxes due by $150), abruptly says HA HA STUPID MATH-INEPT FUCKO, YOU OWE THE FEDS BIG FAT MONEY. EAT IT! OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TO EAT ANYTHING! HA HA!

It's possible that I am reading a bit much into the tone of its responses. But, really, I think not.


askye - Apr 10, 2006 5:40:57 pm PDT #8575 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

JZ -- ITurbo Tax made me feel stupid and computer illiterate and I was doing a simple 1040EZ form. I did get to the point where I found out how much I was getting back, but the website made me feel so stupid and useless I didn't trust it.

I finally gave up and tried HR Block -- it's much easier to use PLUS I got more money back.


brenda m - Apr 10, 2006 5:47:48 pm PDT #8576 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

JZ, I (just noticed that askye said the same thing) think it might be worth going in to H&R Block and seeing what they say. That doesn't sound right to me, and why drive yourself crazy figuring it out.