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'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Apr 10, 2006 8:33:20 am PDT #8435 of 10001
move out and draw fire

One thing about cell phones that makes people less confusing - every. single. time. I've been on the Metro here, someone has answered their phone and said, in Greek, "Hello? Yeah, I'm on the Metro. Bye."

People = pretty much the same everywhere.


Nicole - Apr 10, 2006 8:34:19 am PDT #8436 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Oh, Nicole! That first picture is just priceless!

The dog in a kilt? So cute. Sean Connery? Still sexy as all hell.

My shoulder is frelled again.

Well, crap. You only had, what, a week of no pain? Not enough.

Sometimes I like the phone and sometimes I don't. And I usually don't know what my mood will be until it rings.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2006 8:35:26 am PDT #8437 of 10001
What is even happening?

They can "science" it up all they want, Aimée. We know the truth. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's going to burn itself on a pyre of sweet smelling wood, and rise from the ashes, any minute, now.


vw bug - Apr 10, 2006 8:36:06 am PDT #8438 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, according to today's mail, I am a 1945 graduate of Newton North High School.

That's news to me! I look pretty damn good for graduating from high school in '45!


Toddson - Apr 10, 2006 8:40:33 am PDT #8439 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In other news, I think I may have helped create a baby Bitch. A conversation with a friend about her three-year-old niece (who has a teeny-tiny princess fixation):

Me: You know what she needs?
Her: No, what?
Me: She needs A TIARA.
Her: ooooh. You're right!

So if you see a little girl in a Disney princess dress and a tiara, that's her!


SuziQ - Apr 10, 2006 8:40:35 am PDT #8440 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

vw, I knew you were an old-soul, but dang.

DH had his 25 year reunion over the weekend. Now he is pining for his high school days. I don't get this. AT ALL. I mean, while there are some folks I miss from those days, I would not want to return to that time in my life, even with the current shitstorm of recent days (months).


vw bug - Apr 10, 2006 8:42:07 am PDT #8441 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I know, Suzi! That's like before my parents were even born!


brenda m - Apr 10, 2006 8:42:23 am PDT #8442 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Why do people answer the phone only to say "I can't talk right now I'm driving/in a meeting/in a movie theatre/being chased by hungry lions." Why?

I do that all the time. When it's someone who I do need/want to talk to, or a call I'm expecting, but I can't actually talk right now. But I can't imagine trying to make someone feel guilty about it.


vw bug - Apr 10, 2006 8:47:08 am PDT #8443 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sometimes I'm not very smart.

I just folded laundry on my bed. Now I want to take a nap. That requires putting away my laundry and putting Em's in her room. I'm too lazy for that. And the pets are taking up the whole couch. Looks like I'm gonna need a hotel room.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2006 8:50:07 am PDT #8444 of 10001
What is even happening?

It'll take 5 minutes vw, and then when you wake up, you'll be facing the rest of the day with fewer chores.