Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Feb 23, 2006 12:19:38 pm PST #795 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Maybe tomorrow, or next weekend?
This could work well. Let's do that phone chat thing later, m'kay?

I am trying desperately to not have to actually talk to people in this whole arranging a moving company thing. Turns out they really want to talk to me though. Ggggrrrr.

And the lawn care guys desicraters are making me sneeze more. I sense running and hiding in the shower in my future. Then I can cull the closets, with hopefully at least some of the vim and vinegar with which I culled my footwear.


P.M. Marc - Feb 23, 2006 12:20:31 pm PST #796 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Please tell me you are doing this. Please.

Mebbe.


Strix - Feb 23, 2006 12:21:45 pm PST #797 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ugh. I am still cold-ed. Spent all day teaching in this snotty, raspy-voiced, tired fug.

Am now home in a sarong. Waiting for butter to soften so I can amek grilled cheese and tomato soup.

I dreamt two nights ago about rattlensnakes biting my legs and me snapping their necks, while 2 other smaller rattlers started to bite me. WTF? And last night, I dreamed all night about being sick at work all day. Then, I was sick at work all day. SUCKAGE.

I got popped once by a boyfriend when I was 17. I slapped him back, drove off and made him walk home. He apologized at school the next day a, then sniped "But you shouldn't have made me walk home!"

I told him he was lucky I hadn't ripped his nuts off and sliced them up for breakfast. Never hit me again. OR bitched about walking home that night. He was plenty shitty to me in other ways, but he was my first encounter with males, and I was pretty naive.

Jen, I'm so glad your op went ok!!! Here's hoping for good news!

Laura! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

(late -- sorry. I blame the snot.)

Teppy's Love Weasel! I love it. I hear Pauly Shore saying it in my head.


Cass - Feb 23, 2006 12:31:36 pm PST #798 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Whoot! I got an actual estimated not-at-all-guaranteed we-pulled-the-number-out-of-our-ass price based on me-saying-what-furniture-items-I-had for moving! I am so happy. If I can get one more of these and they colluded to keep the numbers kinda sorta the same? I could pretty much ditch the idea of calling and comparing moving companies. Because I will pay extra for never talking to a human obviously.

He was plenty shitty to me in other ways, but he was my first encounter with males, and I was pretty naive.
I think a lot of us are pretty glad we aren't who we were at 17 anymore.


Strix - Feb 23, 2006 12:36:07 pm PST #799 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

wrod.


vw bug - Feb 23, 2006 12:36:55 pm PST #800 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I think it's time to stop crafting. I just cut my hand with the rotary cutter. I'm not doing so well today.


Strix - Feb 23, 2006 12:37:46 pm PST #801 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

vw! It's a clear sign. Go play in traffic; it's obviously safer.


EpicTangent - Feb 23, 2006 12:39:26 pm PST #802 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Let's do that phone chat thing later, m'kay?

Because I will pay extra for never talking to a human obviously.

This just may be tricky...

vw! It's a clear sign. Go play in traffic; it's obviously safer.

Or, stay and play with us - whichever.


Strix - Feb 23, 2006 12:41:03 pm PST #803 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm not safe! I bite!

Grr. Woof.


EpicTangent - Feb 23, 2006 12:50:52 pm PST #804 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Oh, I wanted to second cass (and anybody else) on the self-defense/Martial Arts gig. I only got to Blue Belt in Karate and Yellow Sash in Kung Fu (and am currently adrift in a sea of possibilities for what's next). I am under no delusions that I'm terribly formidable. I'm sure ita could damage me with a hard look. But. I walk with more confidence, I feel more powerful. And though I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have time to do "Form 1" (or whatever) on any assailant, I'm also pretty sure that I have the tools to get myself out of trouble in some fashion.

Plus, it was pretty good for toning. IJS.