We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.

Willow ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - Feb 23, 2006 11:12:33 am PST #780 of 10001
Trust my rage

More that he's a dad again.

See, this is why the internet is hard. In my effort to avoid assuming that he was married (which I assume he is), I ended up implying that this was a first baby. Either way, new babes are cool.


ChiKat - Feb 23, 2006 11:17:36 am PST #781 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

JenP, so glad the surgery went well. I've been thinking about you a lot in the past week.

Still awaiting cookbookage. pout

I'm sitting here in my cube just giggling to myself. Remember, I live alone and I'm the woman who undid her pants in the copy room on my way to the bathroom because sometimes I forget how to behave around Other Humans.

Today, after lunch, a big ass burp escaped without me even thinking about it. Three coworkers on the other side of my cube heard it and said, "Who did that?" Of course, they did not suspect that it was me, so I just sat here quietly giggling. They then had a conversation about burps that made me laugh even more.

Am so 12.


Stephanie - Feb 23, 2006 11:19:01 am PST #782 of 10001
Trust my rage

That's what I forgot - the cookbook is so cool! I can't wait to try stuff in it. Thanks so much to the cookbook team - you guys did a great job.


Beverly - Feb 23, 2006 11:21:47 am PST #783 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Thankee, Epic. Bookmarked. For when, you know, I might have money.


Cass - Feb 23, 2006 11:23:33 am PST #784 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Still awaiting cookbookage.
Me too. But I finally have mail delivery again so I am more hopeful than in days past.

ChiKat, last night I woke up with really bad heartburn. And because I keep forgetting to actually buy something to fix it, I swirled some baking soda in water and downed it. Was very glad I live alone because while it works really well, it is very obviously chemistry at work and I might have startled the puppycat when I burped. Or I startled her when I laughed right after. Because I am also 12.


P.M. Marc - Feb 23, 2006 11:33:45 am PST #785 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

How much therapy will my child need if I put her in a Superman diaper, a Wonder Woman shirt, and a Batman hoodie, just so I can take pictures and make up silly headings?

I mean, will she become an exclusively Marvel reader or something?


§ ita § - Feb 23, 2006 11:35:01 am PST #786 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Clearly Wolverine is needed here. Or at least Spiderman.


Tom Scola - Feb 23, 2006 11:38:45 am PST #787 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I mean, will she become an exclusively Marvel reader or something?

A complete Marvel zombie. At age 11, she'll be running around the house, shouting, "Excelsior!"


Jessica - Feb 23, 2006 11:39:59 am PST #788 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

How much therapy will my child need if I put her in a Superman diaper, a Wonder Woman shirt, and a Batman hoodie, just so I can take pictures and make up silly headings?

Only one way to find out!


juliana - Feb 23, 2006 11:44:48 am PST #789 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

How much therapy will my child need if I put her in a Superman diaper, a Wonder Woman shirt, and a Batman hoodie, just so I can take pictures and make up silly headings?

Only one way to find out!

eagerly anticipates picturage