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vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 4:26:12 pm PDT #7407 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

I'm a bitch of a roommate. I was just doing dishes and totally left Not!Emily's, because I'm feeling bitchy. I totally could have done them, but I just didn't want to.

I did put his leftovers away, though, because he left them on the counter. I didn't want them to go bad.

sj - Apr 04, 2006 4:28:23 pm PDT #7408 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm a bitch of a roommate. I was just doing dishes and totally left Not!Emily's, because I'm feeling bitchy. I totally could have done them, but I just didn't want to.

Don't you dare. I'm still mad at him.

brenda m - Apr 04, 2006 4:28:27 pm PDT #7409 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Um, not doing someone elses dishes /= being a bitch.

Cass - Apr 04, 2006 4:29:35 pm PDT #7410 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You are a better roommate then most, vw.

Once, I had a roommate move out while I was out of town, take the refrigerator and leave my food (including a full pan of lasagne) to rot on the counter until I was back three days later. She was shocked when I was annoyed and, "didn't want to just throw the food out."

Of course, the roommate was my sister so maybe she wasn't being a bitch and was just that daft.

Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2006 4:30:29 pm PDT #7411 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

yeah, not quite bitchy

cass, can you hop on IM for a sec? its a good thing!

Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2006 4:31:47 pm PDT #7412 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Of course, the roommate was my sister so maybe she wasn't being a bitch and was just that daft.

Only if she took two refrigerators.

billytea - Apr 04, 2006 4:35:08 pm PDT #7413 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Only if she took two refrigerators.

1. In PA it is illegal to sleep outdoors on top of a fridge.
2. Echidnas are strong enough to push a fridge across a room.
3. Why do people keep staring at me like I'm some kind of freak?

sarameg - Apr 04, 2006 4:35:15 pm PDT #7414 of 10001

vw, shall I tell you of the time I was sharing a house with 3 other purported adults and events conspired such that I left the greasy nasty iron skillet in the bed of the offender? Because if you need the inspiration, I will.

Cass - Apr 04, 2006 4:42:35 pm PDT #7415 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

3. Why do people keep staring at me like I'm some kind of freak?

::looks away and begins whistling::

DCJensen - Apr 04, 2006 4:44:18 pm PDT #7416 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

One time I stopped by my friend's place in college and found that the other guys sharing the house with him kept an opened jar of Miracle Whip in the cupboard next to the peanut butter.

ETA: It honestly didn't occur to them they should refrigerate it.

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