It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Apr 03, 2006 12:47:53 pm PDT #7146 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Now Toto's all cuddled up with sleeping Emily. So. Damn. Cute.

I think pictures must be taken at this point.


vw bug - Apr 03, 2006 12:48:08 pm PDT #7147 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

ION, I am making dinner, but don't want to wake the sleeping beauties. So, should I make mashed potatoes as a side dish, or is Asian salad and Rueben Ring enough?


Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2006 12:48:26 pm PDT #7148 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Juliana has a point. Toto would want a picture.


vw bug - Apr 03, 2006 12:49:19 pm PDT #7149 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yeah, but, um, I have to live with Emily. We don't want no crankies.


brenda m - Apr 03, 2006 12:50:26 pm PDT #7150 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What is reuben ring? It sounds like I want some.


Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2006 12:51:29 pm PDT #7151 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What is reuben ring? It sounds like I want some.

It makes your reuben last longer?


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2006 12:51:40 pm PDT #7152 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I know I'm always startled by the way Canadians (and I assume Brits) say Regina with a long I sound. It is said Re-geena here.

Yep. (That's my middle name.)

Actually, I've got a first name with two legitimate spellings, of which I seem to have the less common; a middle name with two legitimate pronunciations, of which I use the one that seems to be unique to the US; and a last name that no one who doesn't know German can spell or pronounce right on the first try.


Karl - Apr 03, 2006 12:53:52 pm PDT #7153 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Cindy, Erika's quite right (as are you) -- my surname rhymes with 'Gleason' and the 'h' is silent. TEE-sen is a close approximation.

It's German by way of Denmark -- thus the similarity to Petersen, Olafsen, etc. Though I have no idea who this fellow named 'Thies' was.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 03, 2006 12:56:37 pm PDT #7154 of 10001
What is even happening?

JZ, thanks and backflung.

Can't say I've ever heard a non-Canadian ever say that anyway - but I'll go out on a limb and say the pronunciation difference is because we're twelve.

It's not too uncommon a name out here, most of the women I know with that name are Italian-American, and I'm sure that's why there's the long E sound in it, instead of the long I, which just is far too vagina for me. /also twelve

Yep. (That's my middle name.)

See Hil, don't you want to just say, "You dirty Canadians. It makes a long "E" sound!"?

It's German by way of Denmark -- thus the similarity to Petersen, Olafsen, etc. Though I have no idea who this fellow named 'Thies' was.

Oh, I would have said the H. I'm glad I know. Thies was a famous lover of Bitches, who was praised wherever he went, for his grokking of them, and by grokking, I mean...well, just the actuall grok is enough, isn't it?


Katerina Bee - Apr 03, 2006 12:58:05 pm PDT #7155 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Hi Karl! (waves)

Nothing to report today other than that I'm feverish and sniffly. The biggest cat is snoring loudly in the other room. Why is it so dern cute when he does it?