Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Mar 31, 2006 11:09:54 am PST #6598 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Now you just need to teleport up here ...

I even look all Ass-Kicky today! My favorite Rusty-esque balck shirt, short grey skirt, tall black boots.... Truly, I am an ass-kicking sight to behold.

(I kind of feel like Faye in this comic today. Please to ignore.)

Wish I could teleport up there and go bowling with y'all, though. That'd be fun.


Atropa - Mar 31, 2006 11:15:06 am PST #6599 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Wish I could teleport up there and go bowling with y'all, though. That'd be fun.

Oh, that would be oodles of fun! Again, why don't I have a teleportation device?


brenda m - Mar 31, 2006 11:16:15 am PST #6600 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Fuck fuck fuck. I just hit "reply to" instead of "forward" when commenting to my minion about an email. Good thing I was actually complimenting the original emailer. Still damn embarrassing.


juliana - Mar 31, 2006 11:17:00 am PST #6601 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Again, why don't I have a teleportation device?

Not sure, but I think MM is to blame. Again. Or possibly the ferrets.


brenda m - Mar 31, 2006 11:17:31 am PST #6602 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They're in cahoots.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 31, 2006 11:33:16 am PST #6603 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Not sure, but I think MM is to blame. Again. Or possibly the ferrets.

Definitely blame MM. It may not be correct but it's funnier.

Dear Assorted Guys I Walked Past on My Way to and From the Cafeteria...

... the nice goth-girl's husband is willing to be prowling 30 feet behind her in his car. He will be happy to mount the curb and squash the lecherous grin from your over-entitled faces.

Cos. Humph.


Atropa - Mar 31, 2006 11:36:41 am PST #6604 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The nice goth-girl's husband is willing to be prowling 30 feet behind her in his car.

Awwww. But you can't get the car near the cafeteria or the walkways & stairs leading to & from it.


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 11:40:02 am PST #6605 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you can't get the car near the cafeteria or the walkways & stairs leading to & from it.

Maybe not stealthily...


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 31, 2006 11:54:27 am PST #6606 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Two words: Air Drop.


brenda m - Mar 31, 2006 12:09:56 pm PST #6607 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Please god will somebody make this seventy-five hour day end already? Won't somebody think of the children me?