Now you just need to teleport up here ...
I even look all Ass-Kicky today! My favorite Rusty-esque balck shirt, short grey skirt, tall black boots.... Truly, I am an ass-kicking sight to behold.
(I kind of feel like Faye in this comic today. Please to ignore.)
Wish I could teleport up there and go bowling with y'all, though. That'd be fun.
Wish I could teleport up there and go bowling with y'all, though. That'd be fun.
Oh, that would be oodles of fun! Again, why don't I have a teleportation device?
Fuck fuck fuck. I just hit "reply to" instead of "forward" when commenting to my minion about an email. Good thing I was actually complimenting the original emailer. Still damn embarrassing.
Again, why don't I have a teleportation device?
Not sure, but I think MM is to blame. Again. Or possibly the ferrets.
Not sure, but I think MM is to blame. Again. Or possibly the ferrets.
Definitely blame MM. It may not be correct but it's funnier.
Dear Assorted Guys I Walked Past on My Way to and From the Cafeteria...
... the nice goth-girl's husband is willing to be prowling 30 feet behind her in his car. He will be happy to mount the curb and squash the lecherous grin from your over-entitled faces.
Cos. Humph.
The nice goth-girl's husband is willing to be prowling 30 feet behind her in his car.
Awwww. But you can't get the car near the cafeteria or the walkways & stairs leading to & from it.
Please god will somebody make this seventy-five hour day end already? Won't somebody think of the children me?