Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Mar 31, 2006 8:34:25 am PST #6551 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Warm and friendly but bad-ass when needed is the perfect combination.

aww, thanks!

I need this.

we'll work on it at the F2F :)


SuziQ - Mar 31, 2006 8:41:20 am PST #6552 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

we'll work on it at the F2F :)

I am SO looking forward to meeting you. One weekend is NOT ENOUGH TIME.


Spidra Webster - Mar 31, 2006 8:51:45 am PST #6553 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Fuckin' HR assholes sent a live check to my house instead of direct-depositing my last paycheck. Gave me no warning.

People steal mail in my neighborhood. A little warning would have helped me prepare.

I've been in a good mood this morning and I won't let this totally derail me. Let us just say that I call on the gods to strike all those responsible with hemorrhoids, a never-ending bout of dysentery, and a voracious appetite all at the same time.


brenda m - Mar 31, 2006 8:53:20 am PST #6554 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Someone in my building got bit by a bat this morning (maybe next time she'll listen when the guard tells her not to touch something). Wishing mucho bat-biteage on Spidra's and Hec's offices.


Volans - Mar 31, 2006 8:59:20 am PST #6555 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Bat biteage of the bubonic kind.

Or at least the vampiric kind.

Cat free in car is BAD, in my experience.

We had a brother and sister kitten set - she was lovely and would curl up on the seat. He paced constantly, including getting under the brake and on the driver's head. (They were named Retribution and Penance, and it so fit).

Vortex, your niecelet is gorgeous! I love the photo of her wearing the sunglasses, but the one that killed me dead was her looking up while holding/unwrapping a yellow box. What a gorgeous face.

vw, I am so sorry. Wow does that suck.


EpicTangent - Mar 31, 2006 9:00:48 am PST #6556 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Can't believe I forgot to say Happy Birthday to the lovely LibKitty. Happiest of Day After B-Day to you!

What are people doing this weekend? Anything exciting planned?

I'll be spending the weekend (and next) in the 16th century (Ren Faire). Very fun, but tiring, and I'm still trying to figure out where I'm gonna find the time to do my homework.

Guess I'm just feeling rather low about being so very much a card-carrying member of the NGA Society. Which is the kind of boring drivel I generally try not to inflict on other people 'cause, well, boring drivel.

Fay is me - which makes me extra hot, right?

Dear Santa,
I know it's a little early to be writing, but I figure, what the heck, why not beat the rush? Please send Hec a fantabulous new job and me a nice geeky SO.
kthxby fay

Could we make that order for two?

Kisses, Epic

The result was a bit tongue and a whole bunch of blood

Aww, poor Leif. Poor Leif's parents. At least your lives will never be boring with that one around.

Let us just say that I call on the gods to strike all those responsible with hemorrhoids, a never-ending bout of dysentery, and a voracious appetite all at the same time.

Note to Self: When Spidra comes into her full voodoo powers, Do Not Piss Her Off!


Nicole - Mar 31, 2006 9:00:50 am PST #6557 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Wishing mucho bat-biteage on Spidra's and Hec's offices.

But not if they have diseases.

Of course I mean the people, not the bats. I don't want any cutiepatootie fuzzy bats getting sick from those nasty humans.

(maybe next time she'll listen when the guard tells her not to touch something)

I doubt it.

Skipped going out for lunch and ordered a grilled cheese sandwich from the Food Simulation Lab, thanks to Natter. But it was tasty!


WindSparrow - Mar 31, 2006 9:01:49 am PST #6558 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Snuggles to vw and Spidra. And Hec.


EpicTangent - Mar 31, 2006 9:05:43 am PST #6559 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

And best of luck with school, vw. I have nothing actually helpful to add to the advice that's already been given.

And Vortex, the niece was indeed worth the wait. Absolutely beautiful! And, not to trash your worldview, but I gotta agree with earlier assessments - your bro's a hottie.


Nicole - Mar 31, 2006 9:15:25 am PST #6560 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

How is it only early afternoon still? I wanna go home.