Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


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amych - Mar 30, 2006 2:53:44 pm PST #6369 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Even though you knew it was coming, it sucks big rocks, Hec. I'm all kinds of cranky-assed on your behalf.


Anne W. - Mar 30, 2006 2:56:03 pm PST #6370 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Damn, Hec. That's just... I have no words.


ChiKat - Mar 30, 2006 3:02:39 pm PST #6371 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm so sorry, Hec. The whole situation and the way they "handled" it is just plain shitty.


Fern Armstrong - Mar 30, 2006 3:04:59 pm PST #6372 of 10001
TV news psychic

Thanks for the Crochet help. Joining in with a "that sucks" for Hec. And with hopes for a much better job. BTW, Hec, did you get a chance to see X when they were in SF recently? I saw them at Slims, & had much fun.


Cashmere - Mar 30, 2006 3:07:36 pm PST #6373 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

They won't contest unemployment benefits.

They better fucking NOT.

"Inconsistent"? Huh, you'd think that shit would come up in an ANNUAL FUCKING REVIEW. Fuckwads. I hope this firing causes them no end of suffering and fuck-ups around the office.


ChiKat - Mar 30, 2006 3:08:23 pm PST #6374 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I hope this firing causes them no end of suffering and fuck-ups around the office.

So very much this.


JZ - Mar 30, 2006 3:14:55 pm PST #6375 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Fuck. I just got back from almost an hour of putting patient notes in charts to find all this, plus a pre-fleeing-for-a-martini message from David on my cellphone. I want to go over there right now and stab the fuck out of all of them. I hate, hate, hate them.

His performance would have been one fuck of a lot less inconsistent if they hadn't dicked him and his coworkers over repeatedly and drained all the pleasure and loyalty out of their souls. So now, of the almost entirely all-new group of people this firm assembled 2 1/2 years ago, Hec's supervisor E. is the only one still there. Everyone else, new and alarmingly recent.

Fuck them. I'm taking his badge and breaking into Weasel Boss's office and beheading her animatronic cat.


Steph L. - Mar 30, 2006 3:18:37 pm PST #6376 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I hope this firing causes them no end of suffering and fuck-ups around the office.

Just don't injure your vocal cords laughing when weasel!boss or replacement!employee calls you to find out where X, Y, and Z are, or how to do A, B, and C.

Then they'll see how goddamn "inconsistent" your performance has been.

Crapweasels.


erikaj - Mar 30, 2006 3:24:09 pm PST #6377 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Am I wrong to think if they do ask you how to do stuff you should tell them the wrong shit and laugh like Nelson Muntz?


JZ - Mar 30, 2006 3:25:09 pm PST #6378 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Tep, insent.