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'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Mar 30, 2006 2:31:07 pm PST #6356 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ChiKat, I would happily go big-girl thrifting with you. There's a nice consignment place over near Suzi in Alameda, too.

Yay!! I'm all over that!


DavidS - Mar 30, 2006 2:40:53 pm PST #6357 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay, well now I'm fired.

Two weeks severance. I got more than that when I got laid off from a part-time job.

Get this. They turned off my computer and blocked my access while I was in the office getting canned.

I know that's not uncommon, but jesus christ, I just told her yesterday that I knew I was going to be fired. I would've wreaked my vengeance weeks ago if that was my intention. Fortunately, I won't have to do anything because a lot of my tables are on my computer and if they wipe those they're going to lose a fair amount of data. Whatev. I did tell them that if they wiped my computer they'd lose data, but she just nodded and said IT would take care of that. They don't fucking know what they need to save. Not my problem now.

Sidenote: Three minutes before I was called in, new coworker cluelessly comes into my office and asks me where we can re-order the state unemployment pamphlets. The same one I got seconds later. Of course, Weasel Boss had told her to get more because she'd just gone to the drawer to get one for my package.

Benefits end tomorrow night. I'll have JZ fax the term letter to EM so we can get Emmett switched over seamlessly. I've guess I've got some time to do COBRA if I want.

I didn't really say anything except, "Okay."

Oh! Weasel Boss said, "You surprised me yesterday when you came in. At that time I didn't know any specific details." OMG, so mealymouthed. So self-justifying.

I walked out of Weasel's office, and realized that I had to give them my timesheet for this pay period because I had overtime. (They'll send it to me. It'll be worth a couple hundred extra.) And they had forgotten to ask for my badges.

God, they suck.

I almost forgot. The reason? My performance was inconsistent.

They won't contest unemployment benefits.

I'm off to put these checks (severance, vacation cashout) in the bank.


-t - Mar 30, 2006 2:40:58 pm PST #6358 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I just leave a long tail (5-6")of the new yarn, holding it awkwardly with my pinky for a couple of stitches, and weave it in when I'm done, Fern.


-t - Mar 30, 2006 2:42:36 pm PST #6359 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ugh. Well, at least it's over, Hec.

Pricks.


vw bug - Mar 30, 2006 2:44:37 pm PST #6360 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I just leave a long tail (5-6")of the new yarn, holding it awkwardly with my pinky for a couple of stitches, and weave it in when I'm done, Fern.

-t pretty much does what I do.

Hec, that sucks beyond measure, but in some ways, I'm glad it's over. I hope you're able to find something wonderful soon.


Glamcookie - Mar 30, 2006 2:45:53 pm PST #6361 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I'm sorry, Hec. I hope you find a wonderful new place of employment.

Vortex niece is a cutie!! Love the sunglasses.

vw looks cute in with her gauzey head.

Half of my journey is over. I'm in San Francisco awaiting a flight to Eugene, OR...


Spidra Webster - Mar 30, 2006 2:46:05 pm PST #6362 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Hec, they fuckin' suck. Lawyers should know better than to behave that way. May their gonads roast on a fire of immolated lobbyists.


EpicTangent - Mar 30, 2006 2:46:42 pm PST #6363 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Assholes.

Have a nice lie-in tomorrow, Hec. Maybe take your lovely wife out to lunch.

Job-not-requiring-working-with-assholes-ma. And lots of it.

ChiKat, et al, count me in for Big Gal Thrifting (time permitting, of course).


Katerina Bee - Mar 30, 2006 2:47:48 pm PST #6364 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Aw heck, Hec. The whole think stinks with a side of yuck sauce. At least you don't have to spend your precious time in a toxic environment with a bunch of Stepford Republicans now. Those slimy goddamn weasel bastards, may they ever be infested with the cooties of ten thousand nerds.

I will personally buy you a martini at your convenience.


billytea - Mar 30, 2006 2:48:21 pm PST #6365 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ugh. That sucks, Hec. Not a surprise, obviously. I hope your next job is with better people.