Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Mar 30, 2006 12:12:58 pm PST #6306 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I'm trying to have a good attitude. I really am. It's just hard sometimes.

You do have a good attitude. A few tears because you're uncomfortable does not make you Bad Attitude Girl.


vw bug - Mar 30, 2006 12:14:16 pm PST #6307 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Is the underchin gauze holding an electrode or is it just to keep your cap in place?

It's just to keep it all in place.

I suggest itching a lot and screaming "Motherfucker"" loudly at random.

I like this plan. Although, it'll probably just scare Toto more :).

And then you'll feel fabulous and accomplished.

And then I can shower too!


Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 12:14:23 pm PST #6308 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ah, just found out no scratcher permitted. Feh.

Do you have a nice no-itchy meditation you can do?


DavidS - Mar 30, 2006 12:14:48 pm PST #6309 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And I suggest the same for Hec and his EVIL boss, except without the itching.

The bosses can itch. In fact, I hope they're very itchy right now.


Strix - Mar 30, 2006 12:15:01 pm PST #6310 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I am The Girl With The Answers, Brenda.

They may not be the right answers but they're answers.


vw bug - Mar 30, 2006 12:15:09 pm PST #6311 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Do you have a nice no-itchy meditation you can do?

Like what?


Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 12:15:21 pm PST #6312 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's just to keep it all in place.

Ooh! So scratch there with wild abandon.


DavidS - Mar 30, 2006 12:15:35 pm PST #6313 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Like what?

Topical Benadryl.


Strix - Mar 30, 2006 12:16:03 pm PST #6314 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Internal tequila


Strix - Mar 30, 2006 12:16:37 pm PST #6315 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(you'll still itch but you won't give a flying fuck...)