Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 30, 2006 10:46:32 am PST #6259 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm going to lunch. They'll have to play later.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2006 10:46:58 am PST #6260 of 10001
What is even happening?

Scare the postman. Scare the postman!

I have scared Toto, though. He won't come near me and keeps barking at me.
Oh, poor Toto. When the kids were little, if I had to wear my cervical collar, it freaked them right out.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2006 10:48:19 am PST #6261 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hec, enjoy your lunch. I'm so sorry this is being drawn out like this. I just hope the drawing out leads to another month of insurance and a bigger severance.


Tom Scola - Mar 30, 2006 10:48:35 am PST #6262 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I need $6 Million.

You might want to consider one of these, a steal at $100,000.


brenda m - Mar 30, 2006 10:49:10 am PST #6263 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Have a martini, Hec.


Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 10:49:39 am PST #6264 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have scared Toto, though. He won't come near me and keeps barking at me.

She's barking at the thing on your head, not you.

Or, if it is you, she's saying "VW! There's a THING ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!"


Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2006 10:49:55 am PST #6265 of 10001
What is even happening?

And if possible, charge it to the company.


Stephanie - Mar 30, 2006 10:51:26 am PST #6266 of 10001
Trust my rage

Poor Toto! Dogs can get so freaked out by new, unusual things.

Hec, have a great lunch (if possible).


vw bug - Mar 30, 2006 10:52:31 am PST #6267 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

"VW! There's a THING ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!"

Bwah! That must be it.

Part of the gauze is actually under my chin, and it itches. And thus begins the three days of complaining.


Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 10:53:29 am PST #6268 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And thus begins the three days of complaining.

We should ritualize it.

We lean to the left and drink or all say "so mote it be" or something.