'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Mar 24, 2006 10:07:11 am PST #5223 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I only hope my extremely limited supply of Portland knowledge may be of service.

::flips cape around shoulder, zooms off to next crisis::


Trudy Booth - Mar 24, 2006 10:34:50 am PST #5224 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's a bird! It's a plane!

It's Extremely Limited Supply of Portland Knowledge Woman!


Jessica - Mar 24, 2006 10:55:42 am PST #5225 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

VD Attack Plan! Presumably from the same people at Disney who brought us that very disturbing cartoon about menstruation. (Note - I have not actually watched this yet, as I assume that the audio at least is not work-safe.)


SuziQ - Mar 24, 2006 11:08:21 am PST #5226 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm not sure if Extremely Limited Supply of Portland Knowledge Woman can help with this one, but maybe there is another caped crusaider out there...

K-Bug turns 16 on Monday. She is NOT getting a car. But beyond figuring out what she is not getting, I haven't been able to come up with something cool for her.


Aims - Mar 24, 2006 11:19:37 am PST #5227 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How about 16 things that represent each of her 16 years? Topping it off with a Matchbox car.


DawnK - Mar 24, 2006 11:22:06 am PST #5228 of 10001
giraffe mode

Ohhh good one Aimee! I was going to suggest a mini-shopping spree maybe? I got my first bouquet of roses on my 16th birthday. They were from a friend of the family. 16 pink roses.


SuziQ - Mar 24, 2006 11:26:00 am PST #5229 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oooooh, creative Aimee - but that takes brainpower. Hmmmmmmmm. Still, I like.

Her boyfriend has already spoiled her with flowers, in general. When she had strep, he brought her a dozen roses and some Campbell's Soup.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2006 11:31:25 am PST #5230 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, what a good boy. Especially for 16.


Laura - Mar 24, 2006 11:39:06 am PST #5231 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Watching the teen girl ideas. My niece just had her 18th and I'll see her Sunday. I need to do something.


Cass - Mar 24, 2006 11:44:43 am PST #5232 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Flowers and soup? Nice boy.

I think my headache and stuffiness might be breaking. Lacking Thai, I applied chipotle and Cholula in large quantities. Next up? Potential nappage to see if the headache will just leave altogether instead of waning.