er, regardless of above strong talk, my blood pressure's fine.
Just tired of the Stepford Wive-ization of this whole country.
I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2006 4:16:23 pm PST #5107 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Strix - Mar 23, 2006 4:16:36 pm PST #5108 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I skipped and skimmed. But I saw that Cass is all moved! Yeah!!
I spent yesterday night in sweats, brooding, eating a Caramello and cajun popcorn till I gained 5 pounds. Surprise -- I started my period last night at midnight. Well, at least I'm not pregnant.
Started out REALLY crappy day. Slept like ass. Woke up several times. Tiredtired this a.m. and still two weeks till spring break. 4/10, hurry.
But I got a great email from the boy, and...I think he's a boyfriend. Um.
-t - Mar 23, 2006 4:18:20 pm PST #5109 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Deena has a house! Katerina has a 2nd interview! Woo-hoo!
billytea - Mar 23, 2006 4:31:50 pm PST #5110 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
ION, the bond was approved on our house and the closing is on the 30th. We will be moving in to our very own new home in a week.
That's fantastic Deena. I hope you'll be very happy in your new home.
But I got a great email from the boy, and...I think he's a boyfriend. Um.
Ok, let me just say, there was a time during my marital breakup when I felt like I'd sort of started the suckiest trend ever. This trend is much more fun.
Called Wallybee at lunch. Worked out some plans for the weekend (badminton! No, really! I told her that every time she wins a game, she can have a back rub. And every time I win a game, she can have a back rub.), but mostly it was just sharing the things we love about each other.
Dooooooooomed.
ETA more o's. It needed more o's.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2006 4:35:20 pm PST #5111 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
mostly it was just sharing the things we love about each other.
I am dead of Teh Cute. D-E-D.
Spidra Webster - Mar 23, 2006 4:35:48 pm PST #5112 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Wow. Spring has really sprung around here. I hope the luck rubs off on me.
Katie B - good luck on your second interview!
billytea - Mar 23, 2006 4:45:46 pm PST #5113 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I am dead of Teh Cute. D-E-D.
She calls me Penguin! Though not, as yet, The Dumbest Fairy Penguin In The World. We were discussing what sort of penguin I should be. I suggested Emperor had a nice ring to it.
March of the Penguins opens here on April 13! Best date movie ever!
tommyrot - Mar 23, 2006 4:57:53 pm PST #5114 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am watching the DVD commentary right now AIFG!
I gotta say, it's very... French. Did you know that penguins have a secret garden?
Cass - Mar 23, 2006 5:00:16 pm PST #5115 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Erin's got a boyfriend. Erin's got a boyfriend. Erin's got a ... I might have just taken a bunch of crap for a headache and what is undoubtably a cold.
Ok, let me just say, there was a time during my marital breakup when I felt like I'd sort of started the suckiest trend ever. This trend is much more fun.I'm pretty sure that mine went ka-boom before you started the trend. Not that it's cheery, but it imploded on it's own.
But I'm all for just maybe trying out this meeting new people trend. Maybe.
meara - Mar 23, 2006 5:06:42 pm PST #5116 of 10001
The last part of that joke is "What does a bi girl bring on a second date?" "A second date!"
I've never heard that one! That's hysterical! Love.
So last night at the Lesbian Speed Dating, I seriously was tempted to go hit on this woman just cause she looked like a taller, black-haired, Fay. But she wasn't quite as cute, and I'm sure the she didn't have the Second Cutest Accent Evah (I decided Fay's coworker K has the Cutest).
The Boy understood it perfectly. Except for the whole "started-as-a-BTVS-discussion-board" thing; *that* made him give me The Look.
Heh. One of the speed daters that I didn't have a date with was, according to a friend who did, "a big Buffy freak". I was torn between going "Ooh, which one is she?" and trying to remember that not all Buffy freaks are buffistas in waiting.
Happy Birthday, My Favorite Pete!
a meara would be exhaustive/exhausting
Meara is on vicodin right now, does that count? (stupid dental work. I think they fucked up my tooth doing the filling last week, so today they took it out, but it still hurts, so now they've given me antibiotics and good painkillers and are hoping the antibiotics will do it)
A boy who likes me. A very, very cute and endearing boy that is ridiculously charming and will likely be impossible to say no to.
Then why say no? You're a hottie, you deserve someone kissing your boots...
But I got a great email from the boy, and...I think he's a boyfriend. Um
Good lord! Carrots really are breaking out all over b.org!
Me, I went to the very first "Lesbian Speed Dating" last night. It was a trip, which is pretty much all I expected it to be. A 50 year old millionaire poet. The new Voice of the Metro (as in "Doors Are Closing!"). A girl I'd already been on a date with several years ago. A professional closet organizer who only reads Star Trek books (but is "about eighty behind"). A dorky midwestern engineer (she was actually kinda sweet, but a little freaky talking about how she's OK doing work for the military because she only works on defensive weaponry...). A girl with a Flock of Seagulls hairdo...