Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2006 4:47:34 am PST #502 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

That sounds like something good is happening in Teppyland.


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 4:47:56 am PST #503 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Observation: Teppy no longer refers to a particular male companion as the "umfriend" and instead, now calls him "the boy."

Mostly, I dislike the word "umfriend." In terms of status, he's still very much an umfriend. I just need a better way to refer to him.


brenda m - Feb 22, 2006 4:49:16 am PST #504 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Aw, I love that word. But "the boy" works.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 22, 2006 4:53:52 am PST #505 of 10001
What is even happening?

Mostly, I dislike the word "umfriend." In terms of status, he's still very much an umfriend. I just need a better way to refer to him.

I don't like the word umfriend, either. The fact remains, it once sufficed, and no longer does. Neener.


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 4:57:34 am PST #506 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I don't like the word umfriend, either. The fact remains, it once sufficed, and no longer does. Neener.

It still suffices as a descriptor -- like, my brother is my sibling, but I don't use the word "sibling" in referring to him, though it would be entirely correct were I to do so.

Maybe I should use "that guy; the one with the lips."


Topic!Cindy - Feb 22, 2006 5:06:19 am PST #507 of 10001
What is even happening?

It still suffices as a descriptor -- like, my brother is my sibling, but I don't use the word "sibling" in referring to him, though it would be entirely correct were I to do so.

Pft. Regardless, you are no longer using it, and that's more telling than any of your jazz hands.

Maybe I should use "that guy; the one with the lips."
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Calli - Feb 22, 2006 5:20:18 am PST #508 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe I should use "that guy; the one with the lips."

Definitely.

Oh, you meant as a nickname. Never mind.


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2006 5:25:49 am PST #509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it time for Bitches to find him a nickname?


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2006 5:29:15 am PST #510 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it time for Bitches to find him a nickname?

TLW - Teppy's Love Weasel.


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 5:34:23 am PST #511 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Is it time for Bitches to find him a nickname?

Oh, really no.

TLW - Teppy's Love Weasel.

And no times 1 million.