Slap my hand now!

Anya ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 23, 2006 10:05:05 am PST #5017 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does He or doesn't He? Only His hairdresser knows....


Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2006 10:29:07 am PST #5018 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Whee! (work-safe)

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Cass - Mar 23, 2006 10:45:02 am PST #5019 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am home from the UK, and have amazingly been able to skim rather than skip the messages in Bitches.
Welcome home, Nora. And I am boggled at your skim skillz. I have another window open but I just know it will end up being somewhat of a lost cause.

But I also have my actual window open because it is a fabulously warm day. Oddly overcast, but deliciously warm. Puppycat is doing her meerkat thing looking outside.

Happy Birthday, Raq!


-t - Mar 23, 2006 10:48:12 am PST #5020 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, that's hilarious! I did not know about avenging unicorns.


sj - Mar 23, 2006 10:49:18 am PST #5021 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Welcome home, Nora!


Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2006 10:52:57 am PST #5022 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

grr, I am quite aggravated by a particular family dynamic right now. PEOPLE! Grow up, stop spoiling and being spoiled! Get your heads out of your own dysfunctional asses for a minute, for the love of pete!


billytea - Mar 23, 2006 10:55:15 am PST #5023 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In today's news, the Wally report goes international! Well, I guess given I post it here, it's always gone international, but it's never before reached China. Wallybee talked to her parents in Shanghai yesterday and told them about me. Anyone would think she likes me!


Nora Deirdre - Mar 23, 2006 11:00:35 am PST #5024 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Excellent news on the Wallybee. Yay BT.

ION, grr, I appear to now be in the middle of said familial dysfunction. Greeeeat.


-t - Mar 23, 2006 11:13:55 am PST #5025 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sorry you're in the middle of things, Nora. Welcome home, eh?


sj - Mar 23, 2006 11:14:48 am PST #5026 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Nora}}} They couldn't at least give you a couple of days to get over the jet lag?