I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 11:04:00 am PST #4860 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Steph, for myself, I would like to hear more about the Boy. Specidically, I would like to hear more of you being so happy about him.

I just don't want to jinx it, since we haven't defined anything, and both of us seem loath to do so.

Still....

I was talking with a friend once about the moment when you know that the one you're with is The One, and he said a big part of it for him was that he slept so well at her place.

*I* am terrible at sharing a bed, so that's never a good measuring stick for me. However, when I stay at The Boy's, he always sleeps much better, and much longer, than he normally does (which is not much).

I'm a human sleeping pill.


Sean K - Mar 22, 2006 11:11:49 am PST #4861 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Come to my office! Entertain me! I have fuzzy bats AND a Dracula toy theatre!

See, that's sounds all fun and junk, but that sort of defeats the whole SNEAKING thing.

Besides, I'm pretty sure it's the doppleganger, because despite many attempts to convince myself that I'm sneaking around Redmond right now, I remain sitting at my desk in Hollywood. Logic seems to indicate that it's probably not me in the cafeteria.

I could be wrong, though. It's happened before. I'll try and make my way to your office and see what happens.


libkitty - Mar 22, 2006 11:20:23 am PST #4862 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Might one assume the package arrived, libkitty?

One might assume this.

One might also assume that you are soooooooooooooooo sweet!

Also, insent.


Atropa - Mar 22, 2006 11:23:15 am PST #4863 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I could be wrong, though. It's happened before. I'll try and make my way to your office and see what happens.

Excellent! I'll brew a pot of tea.


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 11:35:11 am PST #4864 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You encoupled folks are mighty cute.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 22, 2006 12:24:48 pm PST #4865 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

but not adorable.


Trudy Booth - Mar 22, 2006 12:28:34 pm PST #4866 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Only because its your birthday and we have to do what you want, Pete.

Tomorrow you are adorable again.


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 1:08:46 pm PST #4867 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

However, when I stay at The Boy's, he always sleeps much better, and much longer, than he normally does (which is not much).

That's lovely. Unless you're trying to talk to him at the time.

They expect me to work today. Don't they realise I have more urgent priorities? Those gooshy daydreams aren't going to dream themselves!

The antique steam-powered woman-pleasing machine is always the LAST place you look for it.

Trudy, I'm not sure that's properly respectful of Mr Connery.


Pix - Mar 22, 2006 1:43:56 pm PST #4868 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Happy Birthday, Pete-est of Petes!


sj - Mar 22, 2006 1:50:35 pm PST #4869 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Pete!!!