Or explain what a crumpet is.
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 10:52:52 am PST #4690 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
WindSparrow - Mar 21, 2006 10:53:40 am PST #4691 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I went to the library today, and got prizes: A. a cinnamon scented candle in a tin bearing the legend "Hot Reads For Cold Nights" and 2. a book entitled The Oregon Trail: An American Saga by David Dary. I actually got to choose a book from a shelf full of choices. Mostly Danielle Steele or her intellectual equivalents. I like history, and this is a bit of history I'm not already inundated with books on.
Ginger - Mar 21, 2006 10:54:00 am PST #4692 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Or say "spotted dick" without laughing
WindSparrow - Mar 21, 2006 10:55:58 am PST #4693 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I can't even think "spotted dick" without laughing.
brenda m - Mar 21, 2006 11:04:59 am PST #4694 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Huh. Just found out that someone I was hanging out with on Saturday night is an FtoM tranny. I totally would never have known. But apparently today is the two-year anniversary of his hysterectomy.
beth b - Mar 21, 2006 11:05:57 am PST #4695 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
ha. I tried to scare myself. there was a big charge on our bank account from a local hardware store. We didin't know why. Ha. DH and I both forgot we bought a lawnmower.
ION, I am really going to regret odering something from Ikea , aren't I .
the email to inquire about an order, does not work. I was supposed to hear something in 5 to 7 days , It has been 13. I really don't want to call.
brenda m - Mar 21, 2006 11:07:57 am PST #4696 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ha. I tried to scare myself. there was a big charge on our bank account from a local hardware store. We didin't know why. Ha. DH and I both forgot we bought a lawnmower.
Lot of effort to get rid of the hiccoughs.
Fred Pete - Mar 21, 2006 11:08:28 am PST #4697 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Arse.
That is all I have to say about that.
That would be shown on Footballers' Wives.
Aims - Mar 21, 2006 11:15:32 am PST #4698 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The bank branch in my building just got robbed.
DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 11:16:21 am PST #4699 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The bank branch in my building just got robbed.
"I need some new makeup! NOW!"
It's okay, Aimee. We won't tell.