Oh. Oh. I just got an email from the Wallybee. While I was away at my sister's wedding over the weekend, she found that she was missing me more than she realised. She thinks she's fallen in love with me.
I'm tearing up here.
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
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billytea - Mar 20, 2006 1:38:55 pm PST #4579 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Spidra Webster - Mar 20, 2006 1:41:22 pm PST #4580 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Yay! Well, as much as I've interacted with you online, you seem like a helluva catch, bt.
billytea - Mar 20, 2006 1:42:24 pm PST #4581 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Yay! Well, as much as I've interacted with you online, you seem like a helluva catch, bt.
I'm certainly over the size limit.
Spidra Webster - Mar 20, 2006 1:43:47 pm PST #4582 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
The more to help one survive the winter.
ChiKat - Mar 20, 2006 1:44:14 pm PST #4583 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, bt! That's just wonderful!
P.M. Marc - Mar 20, 2006 1:45:10 pm PST #4584 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
JZ - Mar 20, 2006 1:45:20 pm PST #4585 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm tearing up here.
Aren't we all!
You're so damn lovable.
billytea - Mar 20, 2006 1:46:02 pm PST #4586 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Couldn't happen to a sweller fella.
And again with the size comments.
Sparky1 - Mar 20, 2006 1:48:51 pm PST #4587 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
That's wonderful, bt! (But did she mention the fate of the chocolate penguins? We now know she loves you, but what about the penguins??)
-t - Mar 20, 2006 1:52:32 pm PST #4588 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Sweet, bt.