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Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Mar 18, 2006 4:51:23 am PST #4278 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

vw, if you (or he) go to www.irs.gov, you can follow the links to find a vendor to e-file them for free. In order to get the free, you have to follow the link through the IRS website. It's under an agreement between the feds and the vendors, and there are a few restrictions with some of them, but not all. I e-filed for free last year, though this year I paid $20.00 for e-filing with turbo-tax online since it got kind of complex and they're good at hand-holding. Your state may also allow you to e-file for free.


vw bug - Mar 18, 2006 4:54:10 am PST #4279 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yeah, I know. I told him that. (Or, actually, Emily pointed it out while I was on the phone with him.) I put the link in my favorites, so maybe he'll decide to do that tomorrow instead.


Deena - Mar 18, 2006 5:05:24 am PST #4280 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Okay. You know, I would have done them for you. I like doing taxes. I used to do my parents' taxes all the time. Back when you had to file in the snow, uphill both ways, without a keyboard.


vw bug - Mar 18, 2006 5:06:42 am PST #4281 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Hee! Thanks, you. We'll get them done tomorrow, either way. And they're taking me out to brunch at this new place we found last week, that they loved. So, bonus!


SailAweigh - Mar 18, 2006 5:09:55 am PST #4282 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Aw, you guys are making me feel guilty for not doing my taxes. Not that I won't, but I feel like I should be joyfully flinging paperwork left and right, digging up old receipts (that haven't even been filed yet), sweating out the number crunching with pencil and paper (but no eraser or calculator), and otherwise cackling cheerfully like Scrooge over the way I'm going to get the guberment to give! me! back! my! money!

Actually, it's on my agenda for the weekend, whether or not I actually get around to doing it is another matter.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2006 5:16:34 am PST #4283 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and otherwise cackling cheerfully like Scrooge over the way I'm going to get the guberment to give! me! back! my! money!

Why did my first thought go to Scrooge McDuck? I was picturing you rowing a boat through a silo filed with gold coins....

Come to think of it, Scrooge McDuck doesn't cackle, does he?


SailAweigh - Mar 18, 2006 5:20:42 am PST #4284 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Why did my first thought go to Scrooge McDuck? I was picturing you rowing a boat through a silo filed with gold coins....

Bwah! Closer to my imagination than anything else I pictured.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2006 5:24:02 am PST #4285 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As a kid, I was confused by Scrooge McDuck's silo full of gold coins - I thought, "Why doesn't he put that money in the bank so it can earn interest?"

Damn, now I'm trying to remember how old I was when I was thinking that... I'm guessing around 10....


Deena - Mar 18, 2006 5:24:08 am PST #4286 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I'm pretty sure Scrooge would cackle if he thought there was money in it.


Anne W. - Mar 18, 2006 5:30:18 am PST #4287 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I'll probably do my taxes tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to it, what with the interstate move and all that. Then again, I'm laid up with a nasty chest cold, so there's not much else I can do.