Sheesh, David. We have GOT to get you started on trashy (or, hell, classy, but sometimes, trashy's more, umm, fun) romance novels.
Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2006 2:38:33 pm PST #4229 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:39:04 pm PST #4230 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I knew about wearing black, but didn't realize there was an entire half-mourning ensemble you wore the second year.
Yep. My mourning garb is actually either second mourning (as you described above) or first mourning for a more distant relative because my dress has white cuffs and collar.
P.M. Marc - Mar 17, 2006 2:39:08 pm PST #4231 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Err, WRT the half-mourning thing. I like, thought EVERYONE knew about that.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:39:37 pm PST #4232 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gutta Percha is interesting.
Drag queen name! Dibs!
He also lied about his height, which just set her off.
Oh, that's WEAK. It would make me care about height more.
DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:40:22 pm PST #4233 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sheesh, David. We have GOT to get you started on trashy (or, hell, classy, but sometimes, trashy's more, umm, fun) romance novels.
Why? Will it have more information about Georgian jewelry and half-mourning wear?
Will it have paragraphs like this?
Gutta Percha jewelry is made from a rubbery substance that comes certain types of trees indigenous to Asia. It's collected from the trees, treated and can then be molded or carved to form intricate jewelry styles. You can find all types of Victorian jewelry made from Gutta Percha - chains, bangle bracelet, earrings, lockets, etc. It can be tricky to tell the difference between this material and Vulcanite. One way to determine whether an item is Gutta Percha, is to rub it briskly on fabric, it'll emit a faint smell of burnt rubber.
Honestly, I could never read a romance novel.
-t - Mar 17, 2006 2:40:36 pm PST #4234 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
::counts stab wounds, give JZ a thumbs up::
That's a bad blind date. He probably wonn't even wonder what he did wrong.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:42:17 pm PST #4235 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The rubbing briskly sounds about right for bad romance, Hec.
I used to adore Jean Plaidy. And associated alter egos...someone Holt, I think. I often feel tempted to dive back in for comfort reads.
beth b - Mar 17, 2006 2:42:50 pm PST #4236 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
you don't read enough romance novels , David.
in my garage fridge.
20 potato boats full of yummy shepard's pie. 1 mini shepard's pie.
In my freezer - enough shepard's pie fill for a pie that will feed us for a week
in my oven Mr. Ca. Lemon butt Chicken ( why my chicken has a formal title we don't know) with potatos.
and all dishes - clean or in the dishwasher.
xpost on the romance novels
vw bug - Mar 17, 2006 2:42:57 pm PST #4237 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
My foot's asleep. My life sucks.
ETA: Funny what will push you over the edge.
DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:43:50 pm PST #4238 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My foot's asleep. My life sucks.
You should totally quit right now. It's pointless to go on. That way you can avoid that pins and needles sensation when your foot revives.