Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 15, 2006 9:16:22 am PST #3682 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where is the F2F this year?

Hint: This year's F2F? More gay.


erikaj - Mar 15, 2006 9:17:08 am PST #3683 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

True. Just trying to prepare for the worst like a good Simon fan, right?


DavidS - Mar 15, 2006 9:17:13 am PST #3684 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This year's F2F? More gay.

::throws feathered boa over shoulder::


DavidS - Mar 15, 2006 9:21:43 am PST #3685 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How to make a perfect, rockabilly girl pompadour.


Aims - Mar 15, 2006 9:26:42 am PST #3686 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My hair is not long enough any more for a pompadour. I was going to ask for some help with curling or pincurls.


erikaj - Mar 15, 2006 9:31:48 am PST #3687 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hinting much, Hec? Believe the hair's too short, here. Although I may be "More gay" from looking at dangerbitch.


vw bug - Mar 15, 2006 9:32:13 am PST #3688 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ugh. My yarn is not behaving. Now I can't even find the end. Life is hard.

How can something this pretty be so evil?


Aims - Mar 15, 2006 9:33:23 am PST #3689 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See also: Glory.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2006 9:34:21 am PST #3690 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And Jasmine.


DavidS - Mar 15, 2006 9:38:03 am PST #3691 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pincurl tutorial